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This list was submitted by jimdkc on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 11:56 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
9James GarnerJuly 19th, 201486
8Mike ConnorsJanuary 26th, 201791
7Efrem ZimbalistMay 2nd, 201495
6Michael DouglasAlive73
5William ShatnerAlive86
4Lee MajorsAlive78
3Robert BlakeAlive?
2Hal LindenAlive?
1Burt ReynoldsAlive82
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999