An Old Rangers Shoppin List

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This list was submitted by Canadian Alldeads on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 11:35 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
9Hillary ClintonAlive76
8Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
7Jonathan Winters April 11th, 201387
6Keith RichardsAlive80
5Lindy Boggs July 27th, 201397
4Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
3Lindsay LohanAlive37
2Harrison FordAlive81
1Morgan FreemanAlive86
16 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013