Knocking On Heaven's Door

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This list was submitted by Slotmantex on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 9:39 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
5Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
4Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
3Glen CampbellAugust 8th, 201781
2Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
1Stan Musial January 19th, 201392
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998