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This list was submitted by McMurdoMan on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 8:15 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hosni MubarakAlive90
9Margaret Thatcher April 8th, 201387
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
6Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
3Prince PhilipAlive97
2Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
1Robert ClaryAlive92
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999