This list was submitted by Dead Eye Jack on Wednesday, December 26th, 2012 at 2:12 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|9||Pat Summerall||April 16th, 2013||82|
|8||Art Donovan||August 4th, 2013||88|
|7||Margaret Thatcher||April 8th, 2013||87|
|6||Jerry Lewis||August 20th, 2017||91|
|5||Jerry Lee Lewis||Alive||82|
|4||Jim Nabors||November 30th, 2017||87|
|2||Morley Safer||May 19th, 2016||84|
|1||Stephen Hawking||March 13th, 2018||76|
|24 points||3 hits|
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014