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This list was submitted by Dead Eye Jack on Wednesday, December 26th, 2012 at 2:12 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasAlive101
9Pat Summerall April 16th, 201382
8Art Donovan August 4th, 201388
7Margaret Thatcher April 8th, 201387
6Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
5Jerry Lee LewisAlive82
4Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
3Ramsey ClarkAlive?
2Morley SaferMay 19th, 201684
1Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
24 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014