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This list was submitted by T&D on Wednesday, December 5th, 2012 at 6:16 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
9Ruth Bader GinsburgAlive85
8Eydie Gorme August 10th, 201384
7Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
6Hal HolbrookAlive93
5Sidney PoitierAlive91
4Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
3Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
2Charlotte RaeAlive91
1Rise Stevens March 20th, 201399
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999