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This list was submitted by shorty7ft on Thursday, March 29th, 2012 at 11:03 AM PDT for The Tony Canadeo Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
9Elliott AdnopozAlive?
8Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
7Shirley TempleFebruary 10th, 201485
6Tom SizemoreMarch 3rd, 202361
5Paul McCartneyAlive81
4Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
3Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
2Larry FlyntFebruary 10th, 202178
1Charles MansonNovember 19th, 201783
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999