This list was submitted by shorty7ft on Thursday, March 29th, 2012 at 11:03 AM PDT for The Tony Canadeo Three Bagger.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
9 | Elliott Adnopoz | Alive | ? |
8 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
7 | Shirley Temple | February 10th, 2014 | 85 |
6 | Tom Sizemore | March 3rd, 2023 | 61 |
5 | Paul McCartney | Alive | 81 |
4 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
3 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
2 | Larry Flynt | February 10th, 2021 | 78 |
1 | Charles Manson | November 19th, 2017 | 83 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999