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This list was submitted by Doc & DJ on Monday, January 23rd, 2012 at 2:06 PM PST for The February 2012 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Abdelbaset Al Megrahi May 20th, 201260
7Kirk DouglasAlive102
6Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
5Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
4Gary Carter February 16th, 201257
3Penny MarshallAlive75
2Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
1Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
18 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999