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This list was submitted by vomit_god on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 8:50 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Abdelbaset Al Megrahi May 20th, 201260
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
5Stan MusialJanuary 19th, 201392
4Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
3Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
2Prince PhilipAlive98
1Tony Martin July 30th, 201298
20 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003