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This list was submitted by vomit_god on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 8:43 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Abdelbaset Al Megrahi May 20th, 201260
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
5Stan MusialJanuary 19th, 201392
4Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
3Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
2Tony Martin July 30th, 201298
1Maria von TrappFebruary 18th, 201499
24 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002