This list was submitted by Paul1681 on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 2:20 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
8 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
6 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
5 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
4 | C. Everett Koop | February 25th, 2013 | 96 |
3 | Willard Scott | September 4th, 2021 | 87 |
2 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
1 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
10 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003