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This list was submitted by goodwin73 on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 1:46 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
6Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
5John EdwardsAlive?
4Julie AndrewsAlive?
3Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
2Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
1Gore Vidal July 31st, 201286
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003