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This list was submitted by Buck on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 11:31 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
8Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
5Olivia de HavillandAlive101
4Kirk DouglasAlive101
3 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
2Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
1Patty AndrewsJanuary 30th, 201394
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003