This list was submitted by Buck on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 11:31 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Etta James||January 20th, 2012||73|
|9||Run Run Shaw||January 6th, 2014||106|
|8||Luise Rainer||December 30th, 2014||104|
|7||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|6||Eli Wallach||June 24th, 2014||98|
|5||Olivia de Havilland||Alive||101|
|3||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|2||Joe Paterno||January 22nd, 2012||85|
|1||Patty Andrews||January 30th, 2013||94|
|12 points||2 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003