Cartman- Ten Ways To Die

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This list was submitted by CARTMAN on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 9:30 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Gary Carter February 16th, 201257
8Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
7Ayatollah KhameneiAlive84
6Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
5Gene Gene the Dancing MachineMarch 13th, 201582
4Melvin LairdNovember 16th, 201694
3Patrick MacneeJune 25th, 201593
2Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
1Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
25 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The Commissioner sat next to him at a charity poker tournament 6 years ago. He leaned over and asked him "Did you know what I was holding the last hand?" He said "I know what you're holding every hand. Maybe drink less." Kinda liked him.

(d) September 6th, 2020