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This list was submitted by Cagehead on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 8:57 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
8Christopher LeeJune 7th, 201593
7Kirk DouglasAlive101
6Bob BarkerAlive94
5Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
4Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
3Willie NelsonAlive?
2Aretha FranklinAlive76
1Mel BrooksAlive91
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Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002