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This list was submitted by hodag21378 on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 6:13 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Frank Cady June 10th, 201296
9Carl ReinerAlive97
8Andy Williams September 26th, 201284
7Morley SaferMay 19th, 201684
6Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Helen ThomasJuly 20th, 201392
3Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
2Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
1Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
18 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999