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This list was submitted by Deadly Debutante on Monday, December 19th, 2011 at 7:58 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Yitzhak Shamir June 30th, 201296
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Penny MarshallAlive74
6Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
5Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
4Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
3Hugo ChavezMarch 5th, 201358
2Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
1Kirk DouglasAlive101
14 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999