This list was submitted by pjmaggitti on Tuesday, November 15th, 2011 at 6:12 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Michael Dukakis | Alive | ? |
9 | Pete Seeger | January 27th, 2014 | 94 |
8 | Sam Donaldson | Alive | 90 |
7 | Dan Rather | Alive | ? |
6 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
5 | Vic Damone | February 11th, 2018 | 89 |
4 | Bob Newhart | Alive | 94 |
3 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
2 | Bob Uecker | Alive | 89 |
1 | Glenn Yarbrough | August 11th, 2016 | 86 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998