This list was submitted by USER00325 on Sunday, December 27th, 1998 at 6:05 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
9 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
8 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
7 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
6 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
5 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
4 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
3 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
2 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
1 | Jack Klugman | December 24th, 2012 | 90 |
9 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999