This list was submitted by DePressED on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 7:13 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
9 | Anne Francis | January 2nd, 2011 | 80 |
8 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
7 | Penny Marshall | December 18th, 2018 | 75 |
6 | Michael Douglas | Alive | 79 |
5 | Christopher Hitchens | December 15th, 2011 | 62 |
4 | Gerry Rafferty | January 4th, 2011 | 63 |
3 | Ayatollah Khamenei | Alive | 84 |
2 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
1 | Superstar Billy Graham | May 17th, 2023 | 79 |
18 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999