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This list was submitted by shorty7ft on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 4:02 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Michael DouglasAlive79
9Frank CadyJune 10th, 201296
8Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
7Yitzhak ShamirJune 30th, 201296
6Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
5Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
4James GarnerJuly 19th, 201486
3Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
2Mitzi ShoreApril 11th, 201887
1Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998