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This list was submitted by What?! Me worry?! on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 1:28 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Orcas Island Death Pool Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Meadowlark LemonDecember 27th, 201583
9Danny DeVitoAlive?
8Christina AguileraAlive?
7Keith RichardsAlive75
6Oprah WinfreyAlive65
5Jimmy CarterAlive94
4Queen Elizabeth IIAlive92
3Larry HagmanNovember 23rd, 201281
2Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
1Mike ConnorsJanuary 26th, 201791
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999