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This list was submitted by SteveKaufmann on Friday, August 13th, 2010 at 12:47 PM PDT for The Alexandre Dumas Memorial Three-Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe PesciAlive75
9Queen Elizabeth IIAlive92
8Jerry StillerAlive?
7Arlen SpecterOctober 14th, 201282
6George H.W. BushAlive94
5Pamela AndersonAlive?
4Tom ArnoldAlive59
3Ringo StarrAlive78
2Not Famous 
1Hulk HoganAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003