This list was submitted by Lisa Marie on Thursday, February 11th, 2010 at 11:16 AM PST for The Aleksander Petrovic Memorial Three-Bagger.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
9 | Martin Sheen | Alive | ? |
8 | Jean Stapleton | May 31st, 2013 | 90 |
7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
6 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
5 | Liza Minnelli | Alive | 78 |
4 | Charles Manson | November 19th, 2017 | 83 |
3 | Cicely Tyson | January 28th, 2021 | 96 |
2 | Charlie Sheen | Alive | 58 |
1 | Bob Newhart | Alive | 94 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999