This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 5:59 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
A man named Perdue, who sold chicken
Did so well, it would make your heart quicken
For six decades old Frank
Clucked his way to the bank
'Til the day that his own heart stopped tickin'
(d) March 31st, 2005