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This list was submitted by Cemetery Girls on Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 at 12:21 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
7Roberta McCainAlive107
6Robert Byrd June 28th, 201092
5Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
4 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
3Lena Horne May 9th, 201092
2John Forsythe April 1st, 201092
1Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
11 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003