This list was submitted by Cemetery Girls on Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 at 12:21 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Dolores Hope||September 19th, 2011||102|
|9||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|8||Betty Ford||July 8th, 2011||93|
|6||Robert Byrd||June 28th, 2010||92|
|5||Dear Abby||January 16th, 2013||94|
|4||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|3||Lena Horne||May 9th, 2010||92|
|2||John Forsythe||April 1st, 2010||92|
|1||Chuck Berry||March 18th, 2017||90|
|11 points||3 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003