This list was submitted by Scott in Philly on Saturday, January 3rd, 2009 at 12:43 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
9 | Sargent Shriver | January 18th, 2011 | 95 |
8 | Robert Byrd | June 28th, 2010 | 92 |
7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
6 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
5 | George Steinbrenner | July 13th, 2010 | 80 |
4 | Steve Jobs | October 5th, 2011 | 56 |
3 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
2 | John Forsythe | April 1st, 2010 | 92 |
1 | Gloria Stuart | September 26th, 2010 | 100 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998