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This list was submitted by BornToRestEm on Friday, January 2nd, 2009 at 10:56 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9Eunice Shriver August 11th, 200988
8Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
7Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
6Kirk DouglasAlive101
5Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
4Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
3Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
2Phyllis DillerAugust 20th, 201295
1Fats DominoOctober 24th, 201789
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999