This list was submitted by goddammit on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 7:55 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
9 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
8 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
6 | Seve Ballesteros | May 7th, 2011 | 54 |
5 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
4 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
3 | Mitch Miller | July 31st, 2010 | 99 |
2 | Herbert Lom | September 27th, 2012 | 95 |
1 | Jack LaLanne | January 23rd, 2011 | 96 |
8 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998