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This list was submitted by northern reaper on Friday, December 26th, 2008 at 3:18 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
9Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
8Robert MugabeAlive94
7Robert WagnerAlive88
6Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
5Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
4Ted Kennedy August 25th, 200977
3Keith RichardsAlive74
2Joan KennedyAlive?
1Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999