This list was submitted by ZUSER01484 on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 3:51 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Chemical Ali | January 25th, 2010 | 68 |
9 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
8 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
7 | Sydney Pollack | May 26th, 2008 | 73 |
6 | Estelle Getty | July 22nd, 2008 | 84 |
5 | George Steinbrenner | July 13th, 2010 | 80 |
4 | Tony Curtis | September 29th, 2010 | 85 |
3 | Jim Otto | Alive | ? |
2 | John Forsythe | April 1st, 2010 | 92 |
1 | Bo Diddley | June 2nd, 2008 | 79 |
14 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021