This list was submitted by lilsqueakyone on Saturday, December 30th, 2006 at 11:11 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Tammy Messner | July 20th, 2007 | 65 |
9 | Tony Curtis | September 29th, 2010 | 85 |
8 | W. Mark Felt | December 18th, 2008 | 95 |
7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
6 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
5 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
4 | Ernest Borgnine | July 8th, 2012 | 95 |
3 | Mickey Rooney | April 6th, 2014 | 93 |
2 | Ingmar Bergman | July 30th, 2007 | 89 |
1 | Ray Bradbury | June 6th, 2012 | 91 |
12 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003