This list was submitted by Chickeyd on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 5:20 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Jack Kevorkian||June 3rd, 2011||83|
|9||Brooke Astor||August 13th, 2007||105|
|8||Gerald Ford||December 26th, 2006||93|
|7||Nelson Mandela||December 5th, 2013||95|
|6||Dick Clark||April 18th, 2012||82|
|5||Charlton Heston||April 5th, 2008||84|
|4||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|3||Don Ho||April 14th, 2007||76|
|1||Sargent Shriver||January 18th, 2011||95|
|8 points||1 hit|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003