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This list was submitted by Chickeyd on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 5:20 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
9Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
8Gerald Ford December 26th, 200693
7Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
6Dick ClarkApril 18th, 201282
5Charlton HestonApril 5th, 200884
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3Don HoApril 14th, 200776
2Jim BullockAlive63
1Sargent ShriverJanuary 18th, 201195
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003