This list was submitted by DEEJ on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 10:12 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Lou Rawls | January 6th, 2006 | 72 |
9 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
8 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
7 | Barbara Billingsley | October 16th, 2010 | 94 |
6 | Jan Murray | July 2nd, 2006 | 89 |
5 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
4 | Tom Hayden | October 23rd, 2016 | 76 |
3 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
2 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
1 | Jane Wyman | September 10th, 2007 | 90 |
16 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003