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This list was submitted by USER00109 on Sunday, May 31st, 1998 at 11:02 PM PDT for The June '98 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy PageAlive74
9Larry King Alive84
8Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
7Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
6Russell JohnsonJanuary 16th, 201489
5Julia ChildAugust 13th, 200491
4Fats DominoOctober 24th, 201789
3Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
2Art BuchwaldJanuary 17th, 200781
1Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999