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This list was submitted by USER00382 on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 11:36 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
9Norman LearAlive?
8Walter CronkiteJuly 17th, 200992
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Eddie Albert May 26th, 200599
5Ricardo MontalbanJanuary 14th, 200988
4Al LewisFebruary 3rd, 200682
3Cal WorthingtonSeptember 8th, 201392
2Larry HagmanNovember 23rd, 201281
1O.J. SimpsonAlive?
16 points 2 hits 


Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999