This list was submitted by USER02237 on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 7:30 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Liza Minnelli | Alive | 78 |
9 | James Brown | December 25th, 2006 | 73 |
8 | Michael DeBakey | July 11th, 2008 | 99 |
7 | Dick Martin | May 24th, 2008 | 86 |
6 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
5 | Simon Wiesenthal | September 20th, 2005 | 96 |
4 | Andrew Wyeth | January 16th, 2009 | 91 |
3 | Bea Arthur | April 25th, 2009 | 86 |
2 | Chuck Berry | March 18th, 2017 | 90 |
1 | Deborah Kerr | October 16th, 2007 | 86 |
5 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999