JT01: Mayberry, R.I.P.

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This list was submitted by Tripper on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 4:23 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Andy GriffithJuly 3rd, 201286
9Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
8Don KnottsFebruary 24th, 200681
7James Doohan July 20th, 200585
6Ernest BorgnineJuly 8th, 201295
5Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
4Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
3Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
2Red AuerbachOctober 28th, 200689
1Rosa Parks October 24th, 200592
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003