This list was submitted by USER02147 on Wednesday, December 29th, 2004 at 8:01 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
9 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
8 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
7 | Sid Caesar | February 12th, 2014 | 91 |
6 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
5 | Dick Clark | April 18th, 2012 | 82 |
4 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
3 | Hildegarde Sell | July 29th, 2005 | 99 |
2 | Jack Klugman | December 24th, 2012 | 90 |
1 | Jack Palance | November 10th, 2006 | 87 |
13 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999