This list was submitted by FTG on Thursday, February 27th, 2003 at 11:14 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
9 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
8 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
7 | Pat Lawford | September 17th, 2006 | 82 |
6 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
5 | Skeeter Davis | September 19th, 2004 | 72 |
4 | George Kennan | March 17th, 2005 | 101 |
3 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
2 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
1 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
19 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999