Here's some sites we dig, or are indebted to, or something.
The ones with the '$$$' in front of 'em might be useful for Dead Pool research.
The other ones might be useful if you're really high.
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Fade to Black Leading the world to higher consciousness through ruthless mockery and cheap publicity stunts. $$$ AP Top Stories You've heard of the news, right? All Things Must Pass Yes, it's really just an elaborate commercial, but it's still pretty goddamned cool. $$$ alt.obituaries Above-average rhetoric, but rhetoric just the same. Apparently, the leash laws for dogma aren't enforced here. Tell Louis Epstein you're in favor of the death penalty, even if you're not. That's internet entertainment. alt.stiffs.com Meet the Dead Pool players and sycophants of The Lee Atwater — a resourceful bunch who, lacking a neighborhood bar, manage to make a virtual community out of what amounts to a pretty unimpressive, cgi-based bulletin board, and then spend all day hanging out there. That's internet inanement. Atomic TV A media maxi-pad, absorbing the flow of popular culture. P.M.H. Atwater Near-death researcher and visionary author. Ballparks If you're a baseball fan, you'll think this is exactly the kind of thing the internet was created for. If you're not a baseball fan, who gives a rat's ass what you think? Baseball-Reference.com Ditto. Boards2Go.com These are the guys who now provide our free message forum (see alt.stiffs.com above), and they didn't go to the Bravenet school of non-stop, pop-up advertising. Want one for your website? Paintings by Diana Bonebrake How 'bout soaking up a little culture, you deadbeat? Brain Candy Fun with words, puzzles, insults and games. All four of the basic food groups. The Brunching Shuttlecocks Check out the guest review of Titanic under Recent Self-Made Critic (April, 1998), and be making preparations on your self for the serious laughtertime. LordBuckley.com Experience the precious pleasure of temporarily strolling through the garden with His Double Hipness. Bush Is A Moron This one's pretty straightforward. Caissa's Web You play chess? This site offers visitors the thrill of getting their asses kicked by 13-year-olds in Finland or Greece in real time. Pretty amazing. CheeseNet It's a cheesy world. Be sure to sample the Cheese Links. Vic Chesnutt A great website about a great singer and a great songwriter, who are the same guy. Check out the album About To Choke, for example. Cliché Finder Over 3,300 clichés indexed. The Commercial Closet The World's Largest Collection of Gay Advertising. The Elvis Costello Home Page More info on the Napoleon Dynamite phenomenon than anyone would ever want to know. Even Julie (that bitch). Curious George W. The cutest little monkey-president in the western world. $$$ Daily Variety BOFF NOFF ROFF TOFF. $$$ Dead People Server We get some of our best tips from here. The DEL RUBIO TRIPLETS Hurry up and get over there, they're dropping like flies. directNIC Want to register a domain name? This is the place to do it. Compared to these guys, the rest of them all blow. DisInformation Haven't really looked at this one in a while. It's, like, heavy political stuff, maybe? The Official Dr. Pepper Page Nectar of the Gods. The ESP Game A really freakin' cool idea that gets old really fast. ESPN's MLB Scoreboard Ah, summer. The Gamecast thing is totally happening. Earthquakes A whole buncha neat maps and photos and stuff, courtesy of the U.S. Geological Survey. Next time stiffs.com goes down, check this site to see if we were knocked off-line by The Big One. $$$ Entertainment Headlines Well, Yahoo's idea of 'em, anyway. eugenemirman.com Eugene, the marvelous crooning child. Fake Teeth by Dr. Bukk Kinda hard to digest it all, but if it's anything like we think it sounds, it's a must-have. $$$ GoodBye! The journal of contemporary obituaries. Melanie Griffith Official Website Holy fucking shit ... $$$ Hollywood Reporter Neither one of which means as much as it used to. INTERESTING IDEAS Go. Enjoy. If for no other reason than the tribute to Don Knotts. $$$ The Internet Movie Database Despite the occasional inaccuracy, this is the web at its finest. Internet Scrabble Club Yes, real Scrabble, in real time, with players from all over the world. Play in English, French, Italian, Dutch or Romanian, with computerized dictionaries for each. Naturally, it's run by a guy in Romania. Jamming a Pair of Scissors Repeatedly Into Your Crotch Rainy-day fun for boys and girls of all ages. Jesus the MONSTER TRUCK! The Lord works in strange and mysterious ways ... Jesus.com ... like the "Win A Chance To Shower With Jesus" contest. Jesus Of The Week Why limit yourself to just one, when you can worship a new one every seven days? Amen. The Kingdom of Kerguelon Founded in 1995 by King Zachariah (which has a nice ring to it). Now all they need is some land and stuff. Lesion Nation Here's proof that not all lesbians are like Ellen. Some of them are funny. Landover Baptist Church The L.B.C. is A-OK. Keith Lynch's Home Page If you are intrigued at all by the idea of taking a guided tour through the hallways and cupboards of a fastidious mind, go here. This astounding collection of autobiographical data gives the patient reader a detailed and often fascinating look at the educated musings and personal history of a man who has 1) had an e-mail address since 1977, 2) never owned a car, and 3) maintained (for more than 12 years) a body weight that is half of what it was when he was 31 years old. The vast differences between the individuals who inhabit this planet are more vast than any of us can imagine. McCabe's Guitar Shop Quite simply, the best guitar shop in the world. Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers You might not believe how many there are. Mike's World Wide Web of Barfbags Don't tell Mike about this link. We don't want to encourage him. Modern Drunkard Magazine Chug-a-lug, doodlebug. Modern Television We want to encourage you, however, to explore this great website, and for the love of weirdness, take the time to watch a few clips. Even if you're still using a dial-up connection, they're worth every second. Motorbooty Magazine Straight outta Dee-troit, with a bullet. $$$ Movie & TV News @ IMDb.com Just what the world needed — another source for celebrity hype. Musi-Cal A search engine for live music, including artists, venues, the whole magilla. Mutato Muzika Are we not men? NRBQ If you aren't hip to the 'Q, you aren't hip. $$$ The National Enquirer Be sure to check out page 27 of the 6/22/99 issue, if you haven't already. The National Rifle Association's KOOKY KIDS KORNER! Includes an inspirational message from Uncle Charlton. Neck Brace Appreciation Klub To each his own. News Man Dance Rhumba with Rather, Boogaloo with Brokaw, and do the Jennings Jerk. News of the Weird Great stuff for browsing through while you're on the toilet. Of course, if you have a computer in your bathroom, you've got bigger problems than we can help you with. Norton I, Emperor of the United States ... and Protector of Mexico. Oh, the Humanity! The worst movies on earth, and then some. One Nation The quasi-official P- Funk page. The Onion "America's finest news source," that's their motto. America's best fucking website period, is what we say. Other-World Internet Solutions Need a web-hosting service? Site design? 3D Stereogram graphic image creation? After a long and frightening journey through the wilderness of cyberspace, these guys appeared like a beacon of reliability and led us out of the darkness. Recommended, in other words. The Payphone Project Yep, nothing but payphone numbers, all over the country. Bored? Call a stranger! $$$ People Magazine Sure, go ahead — pretend you don't already have a subscription. Peter Pan's Home Page! Wow. phattbastard Some kind of a Scandinavian Image-Of-The-Day thing, with weird stuff. Way Eurotrash, but still kinda cool. PhoneSpell What does your phone number spell? Product Slogan Translation Disasters Hey, GM, you still having trouble selling Chevy Novas in Central America? PythOnline And now, for something completely different. The Real Beer Page Neither the serious nor the casual drinker should venture into Trader Joe's without first doing his homework, and believe us when we tell you that homework was never this much fun. Research-It! Your one-stop reference desk. Salon Magazine Feeling a little highbrow? Don't be scared, it's just a 'zine. Send Me A Dollar Now, this is the kind of enterpreneurial genius that made this country what it is today. Cyber-Seuss A must for all sneetches, with or without stars on thars. Smalltime's Guess the Dictator and/or Television Sit-Com Character God bless the internet. $$$ SonOfABitch.com What's not to like? Soul Patrol Great black music, from the ancient to the future. Make my funk the P. Funk. Spaced Penguin Brought to you by the folks at BigIdeaFUN.com, who know that media filled with the values and lessons of the Bible can have a positive impact — supporting, rather than undermining your parenting. Yeah, whatever. This game was made for 'shrooms. Spank The Monkey We got up to 469 miles per hour, but we broke our mouse. Standing In The Shadows Of Motown The most popular unknown musicians of all time. Dr. Ralph Stanley & His Clinch Mountain Boys Bluegrass music's overnight sensation! Wipe yo' feets. The Clyde Stubblefield Medical Fund Anyone who's ever heard and enjoyed a hip hop song owes something to the man James Brown called the Funky Drummer. Now, he's got a shitload of medical bills. Come on, give the drummer some. Suck: Daily It would use up all our memory to try to explain this potato. Spend some time there. T-Shirts That Suck What will they think of next? TVparty! One word: Godhead. Tappus Norwegicus Our website would not be complete without the obligatory Scandinavian Spinal Tap link. It hasn't been operative lately, which is perfect. This Modern World By Tom Tomorrow. Treasures from the Kingdom of Fungi Only 'cause we love you. truthout Proof that there are others like us who don't think that "liberal" is a bad word. Turn Left Proof that there are others like us who don't think that "liberal" is a bad word. $$$ USA Today Get plugged in to what happened in the world a couple of days ago. $$$ Vibe Find out which rappers are shooting at who. WEFUNK And they sure as hell do. Many hours of free, archived radio shows, oozing the heavy, heavy funk, and involving very little bullshit. Can you get to that? It's radio for your mind. Welcome To The White House Yes, that White House. Weld's Press Internet goofiness of the highest order. WordLab Inverting the English language. We're up with that. Funk Files: Charles Wright & The Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band It ain't what you look like when you're doin' what you're doin' — it's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'. Express yourself. Y2Khai One loced out asian going Crazy! Cliff Yablonski Hates You It's okay, though. Cliff hates everybody. |
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