| Now you're cooking with gas, baby. Here's the Hot 11, as chosen by you, for the week of Jul 13 - Jul 19 (complete with voter commentary *). | These results are calculated by the Z-5000, with additional weight given to more recent votes. You don't really care, though, do you? Wanna buy a mug? |
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| LW | THIS WEEK | NAME (voter commentary*) |
| #1 (10 pts.) | George W. Bush (How can a week go by that this wad waste isn't at the top of this list?) | |
| #2 (9 pts.) | Chris Berman (Annoyance, thou name art Chris Berman) | |
| #3 (8 pts.) | Dick Cheney (He is the grimace reaper. The embodiment of bullshit. Born in the lowest hellfire of a capitalist utopia, he is the Pottersville incarnate. God help us from this dispicable creature and his delusions of world domination, along with his buddies at the Project for a New American Century and Halliburton. Oh, won't you buy me a drink, just for old times. Tell me, what was all that chatter during the summer of 2001? Why isn't Kenny boy behind bars? Who IS your daddy? What a genius. Let's make more nuclear waste, then get taxpayers to fund its generation into warheads and avoid costly disposal fees in Nevada by pretending to use to smoke out terrorists in Iraq. Kiss the devil, my friend. He has your number and is waiting in the deli line. His order is up next. Have a nice forever, Dick. But I digress.) | |
| #4 (7 pts.) | Tom Cruise (He has clearly gone insane.) | |
| #5 (6 pts.) | Joseph Duncan III (Anyone evil enough to kidnap and rape kids, and stupid enough to eat at Denny's deserves a painful death.) | |
| #6 (5 pts.) | Oprah Winfrey (fuck you and your hand bag you shallow phoney) | |
| #7 (4 pts.) | Kofi Annan (Liar ! Liar ! Pants on Fire !) | |
| #8 (3 pts.) | Stephen A. Smith (And does he really know all these players as personally as he claims to?) | |
| #9 (2 pts.) | Ben Mulroney (He needs to be taken outside, beaten mercilessly and dumped in a hole, a la Joe Pesci in Casino.) | |
| #10 (1 pt.) | Teresa Heinz Kerry (This box ain't big enough...) | |
| #11 (alt.) | Lindsay Lohan (skank) | |
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