The 1999 stiffs.com Hate List

     Once again, we have pooled our humble resources and our thriving distaste for so many people, and we've put them to good use. As is customary, we actually chipped in the fifteen dollar entry fee, for maximum venom-purging effect, and, also as is customary, we don't know where to put the money.      Still, our faith is strong, and we look forward to getting these eleven despicable monkeys off of our emotional shoulders, and back into medical research testing centers where they belong. Please don't ask us what that was supposed to mean. Just look at the list.
  1. Dick Vitale
    (Sooner or later, a person this obnoxious has to explode, or something.) 10 pts.
  2. John Henson
    (Sickeningly effervescent cuteness run amok.) 9 pts.
  3. Paul Moyer
    (Picture Tom Snyder, with a dash of cloying.) 8 pts.
  4. Kerri Strug
    (If Drew hears her voice just once more, she's dead.) 7 pts.
  5. Adam Sandler
    (Not funny.) 6 pts.
  6. Rupert Murdoch
    (There is no joy in Mudville.) 5 pts.
  7. Asa Hutchinson
    (The gentleman from Arkansas is a weasel.) 4 pts.
  8. Jerry Bruckheimer
    (Produced Flashdance. Need we say more?) 3 pts.
  9. Steven Seagal
    (Rhymes with beagle, and we hear he smells like one, too.) 2 pts.
  10. Andy Richter
    (Why does he exist?) 1 pt.
  11. Bruce Hershensohn
    (Still local, still an asshole.) alternate

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