The 1998 stiffs.com Hate List


     Here, in order to confirm our faith in the concept we've put forth, we present our first group effort at eliminating the enemy, The 1998 stiffs.com Hate List. The three of us put our heads together on Christmas Eve, reached down deep for the names of those we really loathe, and came up with this humble offering to The Grim Reaper of our dreams.

     We even gave ourselves eleven dollars, just to make it official, although we're still arguing about how to divy it up. We're happy to report that we're feeling a whole lot better about the world in general, and we heartily recommend this little exercise. Just look at the venom one can purge.

  1. Barbra Streisand (Die, bitch.) 10 pts.
  2. Bud Selig (Still hated from last year.) 9 pts.
  3. Rupert Murdoch (Scum, even if he doesn't get the Dodgers.) 8 pts.
  4. Brian Forster (The fake Chris Partridge.) 7 pts.
  5. Bill Shamblin (Cincinnati's idiot of the airwaves.) 6 pts.
  6. Stuart Scott (Yeah, we'll break you off a little sump'n, sump'n.) 5 pts.
  7. Jean-Claude Van Damme (Just go away.) 4 pts.
  8. Pete Wilson (Can we get an "Amen?") 3 pts.
  9. David Schwimmer (He can't possibly be anybody's friend.) 2 pts.
  10. Bruce Herschensohn (Local asshole.) 1 pt.
  11. John Madden (SHUT UP!) alternate


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