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Postby ScottLevison » Thu May 25, 2017 4:22 pm

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Police: ‘Whip-it’ fan attacks 76-year-old with cream container

BY GWEN FILOSA
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Three weeks after Terry Backus allegedly stomped a homeless man while inhaling “whip-its,” he used a commercial grade metal container to strike a 76-year-old man in the head, police say.

Backus, a self-styled Bible-quoting preacher from North Carolina, admitted to Key West Police Officer Carter Sims he indeed struck Mustafa Abadal-Khallaq Tuesday afternoon while in a small park at 200 Front Street in Truman Annex. Backus was booked on a charge of felony aggravated battery.

“He spoke of God and how he was a holy man, etc.,” Sims wrote.

A witness said Backus struck Abadal-Khallaq in the head with the container and was “ranting about Jesus Christ the savior and how this was his world,” Sims wrote.

Abadal-Khallaq was bleeding from a head wound, and his shirt and pants were coated with blood. He was unsure whether he wanted to press charges against Backus, saying it was just a violent, unprovoked attack.

Backus earlier Tuesday had been released from jail after a prior incident in which police said he stomped a disabled man at Mallory Square after doing whip-its, the practice of inhaling a dose of nitrous oxide found in the cartridges that power whipped cream cans.

Backus’ bond was set at $5,000 and he was in the Stock Island Detention Center on Friday.

Abadal-Khallaq is a longtime popular musician who performs at the Sunset Celebration at Mallory Square. Asked about his condition, he gave a light-hearted answer.

“I am able to perform yet not very effectively with a large Band-Aid on my forehead, so says Phillip, my tip bucket,” Abadal-Khallaq wrote in an email message. “Appearance is everything in show biz I guess, even if I’m only the accompaniment to the Sun’s setting.”

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Postby ScottLevison » Mon Jun 05, 2017 3:50 pm

http://wfla.com/2017/06/05/thief-stuffs ... -7-eleven/

Man stuffed 15 bottles of motor oil, 30 DVDs down his pants at Polk 7-Eleven, deputies say

LAKELAND, Fla. (WFLA) – Authorities say a man who was wearing baggy blue jeans managed to stuff 15 quart-sized bottles of Penzoil motor oil and 30 DVDs down his pants before walking out of a 7-Eleven store in Lakeland last week.

Unfortunately for the thief, a Polk County Sheriff’s Office detective happened to be parked outside and saw the whole thing happen.

After walking out of the store, the man walked past the detective, who was sitting in an unmarked vehicle that was parked outside the 7-Eleven.

PCSO Detective Phil Ryan said he got out of his car and confronted William Jason Hall, 38, and told him to remove all of the items from his pants.

Surveillance video recorded Hall as he pulled 30 “Treasure Hunt” DVDs and 15 bottles of motor oil from his pants.

Hall was arrested on a charge of petit theft, but it was his third arrest on the charge, so he was charged with a felony.

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Postby ScottLevison » Fri Jun 09, 2017 1:42 pm

http://www.ocala.com/news/20170608/mcso ... ter-arrest

MCSO video: Naked man damages squad car after arrest
The 18-year-old had left the scene of a crash and was walking along South U.S. 441 without any clothes on.


By Austin L. Miller

Posted Jun 8, 2017 at 2:44 PM
Updated Jun 8, 2017 at 6:19 PM

Law enforcement officials say an Ocala man who fled the scene of a traffic crash Wednesday night was walking down a busy street naked when he was detained by a deputy and placed in the back of a patrol vehicle, which the man then severely damaged.

Andrew Alan Humphries, 18, remained in the Marion County Jail on Thursday, charged with two counts of criminal mischief. His bond was set at $3,000.

Marion County Sheriff’s Deputy Kip Peterson was called to Southeast 80th Street and South U.S. 441 around 7:45 p.m. Wednesday to assist Marion County Fire Rescue personnel with a vehicle crash. The deputy was told that the driver of one of the vehicles involved had run away and was shirtless.

The deputy later was told by multiple people that the driver was walking along South U.S. 441 and was not wearing any clothing.

Peterson found Humphries in the 8900 block of South U.S. 441. He was not clothed. Humphries first ignored the deputy, then finally stopped walking.

The deputy stated in his report that Humphries walked toward the driver’s side door of his patrol cruiser and tried to open it. He detained Humphries and put him in the back seat. Humphries kicked the back passenger side door so hard the driver’s side door expanded, which caused several pieces to fall off.

Humphries calmed down for a bit then became agitated and started to pull the metal cage away from the passenger side door. Peterson tried to talk to Humphries, but could not because of his odd behavior. The deputy put Humphries under arrest and took him to the jail.

A Florida Highway Patrol trooper told Peterson that a witness to the crash said that after Humphries walked away from the scene he went to a vehicle parked at the nearby MCSO South Multi-district Office and tried to open the door, which damaged the handle. Humphries then urinated on the vehicle, the witness said.

The damaged vehicle in the parking lot belongs to a deputy trainee and the cost to fix it is approximately $700, officials said. The cost to repair Peterson’s vehicle is $1,000. His report stated that a passenger side door and the metal cage would have to be replaced because of the extent of the damages.

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Postby ScottLevison » Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:46 pm

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Cops: Convicted felon accidentally shoots himself at Hudson dollar store

By WFLA Web Staff
Published: June 12, 2017, 3:57 pm

PASCO COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) -A Port Richey man was arrested after he accidentally shot himself at a dollar store in Hudson.

Jason Trigger, 35, was inside the Dollar General Store, located at 11928 U.S. Highway 19 in Hudson, when his .25 caliber handgun fell from his waistband, landed on the floor and discharged. A bullet struck his right ankle, according to Pasco deputies.

Trigger, who has multiple prior felony convictions, left before paramedics could arrive and decided to seek medical treatment at Bayonet Point Hospital.

Pasco deputies located Trigger at the hospital and took him into custody.

He’s been charged for being a felon in possession of a firearm.

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ScottLevison wrote:http://wfla.com/2017/06/12/cops-convicted-felon-accidentally-shoots-himself-at-hudson-dollar-store/

Cops: Convicted felon accidentally shoots himself at Hudson dollar store

By WFLA Web Staff
Published: June 12, 2017, 3:57 pm

PASCO COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) -A Port Richey man was arrested after he accidentally shot himself at a dollar store in Hudson.

Jason Trigger, 35, was inside the Dollar General Store, located at 11928 U.S. Highway 19 in Hudson, when his .25 caliber handgun fell from his waistband, landed on the floor and discharged. A bullet struck his right ankle, according to Pasco deputies.

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Postby ScottLevison » Sun Jun 25, 2017 11:21 am

http://wfla.com/2017/06/25/deputies-nak ... ows-feces/

Deputies: Drunk, high and naked man shows up to Clearwater home, throws feces

PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — A New Port Richey man was arrested for showing up to a Clearwater home naked and eventually throwing feces into a toolbox.

The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office says Tommy Williams, 34, was intoxicated and high on drugs when he went to a home on San Jose Street around 1:30 Saturday morning and rang the doorbell several times, then went to the backyard and opened two sheds. Deputies say he intended to commit a burglary.

According to investigators, Williams threw feces on the victim’s tool box and tools. When a deputy showed up, Williams tried to hide behind a tree.

Williams told the deputy he was, “drunk out of his mind,” and admitted he ingested MDMA, according to the arrest report. Williams also told the deputy he doesn’t know the victim, and denied opening the shed or throwing feces.

He is currently being held in the Pinellas County Jail with a $10,000 bond.

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Postby ScottLevison » Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:58 pm

https://www.local10.com/news/florida-ma ... police-say

Jacksonville man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say
38-year-old says gun was in driver's seat of car when he sat on it


By News4Jax.com Staff
Posted: 4:24 PM, June 30, 2017
Updated: 4:34 PM, June 30, 2017

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - A Jacksonville man accidentally shot himself in the penis early Friday morning when he sat on a gun in the driver's seat of his car, police said.

WJXT reported that Cedrick Jelks, 38, was taken to Memorial Hospital by Shanekia Roberts, 25, who told police that Jelks was sitting in his Nissan Altima by himself and came into their home on Freedom Crossing Trail in a panic and ran straight to the bathroom.

She said she followed him and saw that he had a gunshot wound to his penis, so she took him to the hospital, where he underwent surgery.

She said Jelks told her he sat on the gun, which accidentally went off.

Police were called to the hospital just before 3 a.m. because of the gunshot wound.

Investigators found that Jelks was convicted of cocaine possession in 2004.

It's possible he will be facing charges for possessing a firearm, because he is a convicted felon.
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Postby Boomshadow » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:26 pm

ScottLevison wrote:https://www.local10.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say

Jacksonville man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say
38-year-old says gun was in driver's seat of car when he sat on it


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Postby ScottLevison » Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:14 pm

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/35795401/bon ... puties-say

Bonita Springs woman hid meth in her buttocks, deputies say

Posted: Jul 01, 2017 2:51 PM EDT
Updated: Jul 01, 2017 2:51 PM EDT

NAPLES, Fla. -A Bonita Springs woman was arrested after deputies say she hid a baggie of meth in her buttocks as she was being booked into jail.

Deputies pulled over Summer Adamson, 30, after someone reported she broke their car window.

A syringe and heroin were found next to Adamson inside the car, according to CCSO.

Deputies searched her when she got to the jail and say she grabbed the baggie, put it in her mouth and started chewing.

She faces several charges that include drug possession, smuggling contraband into jail and tampering with evidence. She remains in jail on $22,000 bond.

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Postal worker admits to delivering drugs along Boca route

Olivia Hitchcock Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
9:01 a.m. Wednesday, July 5, 2017 Palm Beach County Crime

BOCA RATON--For months a U.S. postal worker took cash bribes to deliver packages of drugs along her route in Boca Raton, the 53-year-old told federal authorities.

On Friday, Evelyn Ramona Price pleaded guilty in federal court to bribery of a public official, a charge that carries a maximum sentence of 15 years in federal prison and a fine of $250,000.

Federal authorities questioned Price in late October when a package she delivered to The Oaks in Boca Raton was addressed to a woman who didn’t live at the listed location, court records state.

She said she met a man named “Steve” in June 2016 who asked for addresses along her route and offered her $50 for every package she delivered for him.

“Steve” would notify Price the morning packages were expected at the post office, she said. The two later would meet up at a veterinary hospital or a Publix Super Market near her route in the 33496 ZIP code along Yamato Road between State Road 7 and Military Trail, she said, and he would pay her for the deliveries.

She didn’t know exactly what was in the packages, though she told federal authorities “I figured it was some kind of drugs, but I don’t know what drugs.”

None of the packages had tracking numbers, Price said, though each was the same size and shape and had similar handwriting. She delivered one to two packages for “Steve” from June through October, she said.

On Oct. 27 Price tried to deliver a package to an address in The Oaks. The community’s business office wouldn’t accept the package because the name listed on it was neither an owner nor a tenant at the listed address. The return address on the package was listed as a home in Brooklyn, N.Y., though the packaged was postmarked from California.

Price told authorities she planned to deliver four packages to Steve that morning at the veterinary hospital, but he called off the meeting, saying something wasn’t right. He instructed her to deliver the four packages to the listed addresses.

Three were to addresses where no one would physically accept them, she said, but the fourth was stopped at The Oaks business office.

Authorities said the four packages contained a combined 20 pounds of marijuana.

Price has been out of jail on a $50,000 bond since April, when she was indicted on charges of bribery and distribution of marijuana.

As a part of the plea deal, the distribution of marijuana charge was dropped, court records indicate.

Price is scheduled to be sentenced Sept. 8.

It was not immediately known whether Price is still employed with the Post Office. The Sun Sentinel reports she was lost her job in late October after admitting to bribery.
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Postby ScottLevison » Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:13 pm

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FHP: Gun-wielding priest arrested in Florida following road rage incident

By WFLA Web Staff
Published: July 8, 2017, 4:44 pm Updated: July 9, 2017, 7:09 am

MARTIN COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) – A North Carolina church is without a priest this week after he was arrested in Florida following a road rage incident.

The Florida Highway Patrol arrested William Rian Adams, 35, after he reportedly pulled out a gun at two people from St. Cloud.

According to the FHP, Adams, a priest at Calvary Episcopal Church in Fletcher, North Carolina, was driving his red Chevrolet Corvette on Florida’s Turnpike near Palm City when he “attempted to brake-check” a Chevrolet Silverado pick-up truck that was closely tailing his Corvette.

“As the victim attempted to pass the Corvette, the driver [Adams] pointed a semi-automatic hand gun at them,” the report says. The gun was a Glock 22.

According to WPTV, Adams told authorities he did not pull out his weapon, which he claims remained under the passenger’s seat during the entire ordeal.

The passengers inside the other vehicle, however, told troopers Adams pulled a gun and pointed it in their direction. The driver said he pulled away from Adam’s vehicle to follow it from a safe distance until the cops arrived.

Adams was taken into custody and charged with two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. He was booked into the Martin County Jail.

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Postby Boomshadow » Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:27 pm

It happened in Florida, but the suspect is from North Carolina.

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Postby ScottLevison » Wed Jul 12, 2017 5:58 pm

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Cocaine found in Cookie Monster doll leads to Key West man's arrest
Camus McNair faces drug charge after discovery during traffic stop


By Peter Burke - Local10.com Managing Editor
Posted: 1:21 PM, July 12, 2017

MARATHON, Fla. - A 39-year-old Key West man is in jail after he was caught with a large amount of cocaine hidden in a Cookie Monster doll, according to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office.

Camus McNair was arrested Wednesday on a charge of cocaine trafficking.

A deputy initiated a traffic stop on U.S. Highway 1 in Marathon after a car drove past him with its license plate obscured and windows illegally tinted, sheriff's spokeswoman Becky Herrin said.

When the driver, identified as McNair, rolled down his window, the deputy could smell marijuana coming from inside the car, Herrin said.

During a search of the car, the deputy found a backpack with a Cookie Monster doll inside. Noticing that it weighed more than it should, the deputy found a slit cut in the doll and found two packages of cocaine stuffed inside, Herrin said.

Paperwork found inside the backpack indicated that it didn't belong to McNair, Herrin said.

McNair was being held without bond on the felony charge.

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Postby ScottLevison » Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:33 am

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Church employee fired after alleged discovery of child porn

By: Josh Cascio, FOX 13 News
POSTED: JUL 13 2017 10:50PM EDT
UPDATED: JUL 13 2017 11:07PM EDT

LECANTO (FOX 13) - Citrus County Sheriff Mike Prendergast says 36-year-old Chad Robison is one thing: "I want to emphasize this is a textbook case of an online sexual predator."

Robison spent six years as music director of Seven River Presbyterian in Lecanto but in May, a coworker, planning to play on joke on Robison's computer, allegedly discovered a mountain of child porn.

"On his personal laptop we have more than 3,000 videos and 350,000 photographs that our detectives have combed thru," said the sheriff.

Investigators say many of those videos were recorded online webcam chats between Robison and underage girls, as young as 14, through the website Omegle.com. It's a cam-to-cam chat site with users all over the globe.

"We have videos of Robison having virtual sex with an underage female who is not local as well as trying to coerce young girls to show him their breasts," he said. "The defendant was secretly video and recording females in his restroom at his home over the course of the time he gathered pictures and videos."

As for his role at the church, Robison was fired and banned from the facilities shortly after the material was found. Investigators say, at this point, it doesn't appear any of the illegal images were taken on church property.

Hours after being booked Thursday on several sex charges, Robison was released from jail on $26,000 bond. He didn't respond to questions from reporters.

The church did comment however, saying in part that it is fully cooperating with the Citrus County Sheriff's Office. Investigators are asking any possible victims to come forward. Officials say potential victims could be local, across the U.S. and even in Canada.

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Woman arrested after stalking Aventura man for 30 years
Tamarra Nichol would call doctor's office repeatedly, show up


By Paradise Afshar - Digital Editor
Posted: 5:10 PM, July 13, 2017
Updated: 8:55 AM, July 14, 2017

AVENTURA, Fla. - A 67-year-old woman was arrested Wednesday after she'd stalked a man over the course of 30 years, Aventura police said.

Tamarra Nichols had been arrested in the past after Dr. Robert Besen accused her of stalking him at his office, Dr. B Clinic, at 20268 Biscayne Blvd. Beson had an injunction against her.

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On March 29, Besen told police that Nichols had been stalking him for 30 years and that he’d received numerous unwanted phone calls from her in that time.

Besen got about six calls from Nichols that day, police said. She also allegedly left messages that violated the injunction.

A police officer who responded to the office in March and spoke to Nichols on the phone said that she began to yell at him and said that the call was making her blood pressure elevate, a police report said. Nichols then asked if she was going to be arrested, and began to curse at the officer before hanging up the phone.

The office tried to call her back, but she wouldn’t answer.

On Monday, Nichols called Besen at about 4:25 p.m., police said. She also allegedly left several voice messages from four different phone numbers.

She called the doctor again at about 1:30 a.m. Tuesday. This time the voicemails were left on a line that was being monitored by police, the report said.

Besen then blocked all phone numbers and calls coming in, but Nichols continued to call from different phone numbers, police said. He also became fearful for his safety and the safety of his family when she mentioned his son in a message.

By Wednesday, Nichols calls Besen’s office from the phone of a customer at Walmart in Doral and shortly after said she was heading to the J.C. Penny store in Aventura.

Later that afternoon, Benson called police and said Nichols was in his office, police said. She was then taken into custody.

Nichols was arrested on charges of stalking and violating an injunction against stalking. She is being held on a $2 million bail.

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Florida Man Shoots Out Tires of an AT&T Truck Outside Home

A Hialeah, Florida man took matters into his own hands to remove AT&T workers from his property on Wednesday.

Jorge Jove, a 64-year-old retired Miami-Dade firefighter, shot the tires of two AT&T trucks, as seen in video captured of the incident and posted on Twitter.

Hialeah Police Sgt. Carl Zogby told WSVN that Jove was “upset that the trucks were parked in front of his house” and that he “asked them to move.”

The workers told Jove they’d move in a few minutes, Zogby told WSVN, but that didn’t satisfy the homeowner.

“They said, ‘We’ll move in a few minutes. We’re just working on the poles. We’re supposed to be here,'” Zogby said. “He went back into his house, came out a few moments later with a gun and started firing at both AT&T trucks that were on the scene.”

In the video capturing Jove shooting at the tires of both trucks, a voice can be heard describing the incident to police, WSVN reported.

“There’s a guy shooting out my tires. There’s a guy shooting out my tires,” the voice says. WSVN reported an employee for the company was in the air working on one of the poles while Jove was shooting.

No injuries were reported.

Jove was taken into custody and questioned.

Zogby told the outlet Jove “flattened their tires, he shot into the bodies of the trucks, he shot at one of the radiators of the trucks. We’re trying to determine now whether he was actually intentionally trying to shoot the workers or just shoot the vehicles.”

Jove fired a total of 18 bullets, Zogby said.

“He seemed to be a quiet man, and something made him snap today,” he said.

AT&T released a statement obtained by WSVN that read, “We’re grateful nobody was hurt, and we’re working with law enforcement in their investigation. Because there’s an active investigation, I need to refer you to them for any questions.”

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Daytona man, 73, banned from beach after handing out “sugarbaby” cards

By Suzanne Hirt

Posted Aug 2, 2017 at 5:24 PM
Updated Aug 4, 2017 at 8:51 AM

DAYTONA BEACH — A Daytona Beach man is banned from Volusia County beaches for six months after the mother of a teenager told officers he was giving out a business card that read, “Sugardaddy seeking his sugarbaby.”

Richard Basaraba, 73, was not charged with a crime and told police he had been passing out business cards Saturday to young females on the beach who all were older than 18. Officials are making Basaraba stay off beaches and walkovers because he gave out business cards, a violation of a Volusia County ordinance that prohibits soliciting on the beach.

In an interview at his beachside condo Wednesday, Basaraba said he had no nefarious intentions toward the girls and was “devastated” by what he considers an overreaction from law enforcement.

On Saturday, a 16-year-old Oviedo girl told Beach Safety Ocean Rescue officers that Basaraba approached her and two 18-year-old friends and handed one of her friends a business card that read, “Sugardaddy seeking his sugarbaby,” a report states.

The card featured a photo of a young girl sitting on the lap of an older man in a business suit, along with an email address and the accompanying text, “Ask me about your monthly allowance.”

The girl and her mother, Karolina Seaman, gave statements to Beach Safety officers. The teenager told officers that after Basaraba learned the girls’ ages, he held up a bra pad and said he was looking for someone to fill it. He told the 16-year-old she “would be perfect,” adding that she should contact him when she turned 18, the report states.

The girl’s mother did not return phone messages left Wednesday.

Basaraba was contrite when he spoke to The News-Journal.

“I’m really upset about it. This really knocked me for a loop,” he said, adding that it was all a misunderstanding.

Basaraba said he recently ordered a T-shirt that reads, “Accepting application 4A sugar baby” to wear during his daily walks on the beach. The shirt had proven a conversation starter, he said.

“I’ve had women stop me and say, ‘I want to take a picture with you in this shirt.’ They want to put them on Facebook,” said Basaraba.

He, too, posted some of the photos on his Facebook page.

“Anything I’ve ever posted only gets three or four likes. I posted this (photo of me posing with a woman in a bikini) and got 78 likes,” he said.

He ordered business cards that included an email address about a week-and-a-half ago to match his shirt, he said, using a stock image he found online. He only gave out five or six but did not receive any emails.

How would he respond if someone wrote to him in search of a sugar daddy? “That’s a good question. I don’t know,” he said, adding that he has deleted the email account and related Facebook posts and trashed the business cards.

On a recent beach walk, he found a bra pad, which he keeps in a basket on a living room shelf. “It gave me an excuse to talk to women,” Basaraba said.

“I would go up to a group of women of all ages — 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s — (and say), ‘Honey, I’m looking for my Cinderella. I did not find a glass slipper on the beach but I did find this.’”

He said he would hold up the bra pad to “busty” women and say, “Obviously this isn’t you,” and then turn to a smaller woman and say, “This might fit you,” he said.

“Ninety-five percent of women found it hilarious. Maybe the younger ones didn’t as much but the older ones did,” he said.

Saturday’s incident involved a similar conversation.

“I did not approach them. They stopped me,” he said of the teenagers. “One very important point — the card was given to another woman who was 18,” not to the 16-year-old.

“I engaged (the younger girl) before I knew she was 16 because of her bust size. I did make the mistake of saying, ‘You’re the cutest one here. Call me when you’re 18,’” he said.

Basaraba insisted he was not trying to entice the girls into anything inappropriate.

“I read in the paper about men who have sex with underage women and their life is gone,” he said. “I can show you my bank account. I don’t have any assets. I don’t have money, just enough to live. I don’t have money for a sugar baby.”

Basaraba, a retired engineer with a daughter and granddaughter who live out of town, said his wife of 37 years passed away in 2003 and he hasn’t remarried.

If given the opportunity, he said he would like to apologize to the teenager and her mother. “I am so embarrassed,” he said. “I’m still getting over it. I understand the mother getting upset.”

Beach Safety spokeswoman Capt. Tammy Marris said Basaraba wasn’t arrested because police did not witness him passing out business cards. Instead, he was banned from all beaches and walkovers for six months with what’s known as a trespass order.

Trespassing “happens quite often,” she said. “I would say a couple times a week, probably.”

She said when Beach Safety officers respond to incidents on the beach, they access a trespass database. Violation of a trespass order will result in arrest.
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Sunrise Man Accused of Murdering, Mutilating Girlfriend

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A Sunrise man is accused of killing and disemboweling his girlfriend allegedly because the woman called out the name of her ex-husband during sex, Broward Sheriff's Deputies say.

According to an arrest report, 24-year-old Fidel Lopez called Sunrise Police just after 3:30 a.m. Sunday to his apartment located 11630 Northwest 128th Drive. Lopez told police that his girlfriend, Maria Nemeth, was not breathing.


Police arrived to find Nemeth's naked body on the bathroom floor surrounded by blood and bodily tissue. Police also observed holes in the dry wall and a closet door that had been removed and was lying on the hallway floor, and began to suspect a struggle and foul play.

Officers also reported seeing cut limes and a half empty bottle of tequila in the kitchen.

Neighbors told police they'd heard lots of yelling and loud noises coming from apartment 308, the unit Lopez and Nemeth had shared for about a week, for the past two hours.

During initial questioning, Lopez claimed that he and Nemeth had been having rough, consensual sex that she had gone into the bathroom, vomited and passed out.

Upon further questioning, Lopez confessed to police that during sex, Nemeth allegedly called out the name of her ex-husband twice. Lopez told police that upon hearing this, he became enraged and turned into a "monster."

The report indicates that Lopez flew into a rage, breaking things in the apartment and punching holes in the wall. He went into the closet where Nemeth was lying unconscious, and began to violently assault her, inserting various items - including a beer bottle, a hair flat iron, and both of his fists - into her as she lay unconscious, police said. Lopez admitted to police that he inserted his arm so far into Nemeth's body that he ripped out her intestines.

Lopez told police that Nemeth never regained consciousness during the attack, and that he attempted to revive her by splashing water onto her face.
He went to the bathroom to wash blood off of his hands, then went to smoke a cigarette on the porch. Police say a panicked Lopez then started grabbing various items to try and cover the bloody tissue he'd removed from Nemeth's body during the violent attack.

Lopez checked on Nemeth a final time, and upon discovering that she was not breathing, called 9-1-1.

Police arrested Lopez and charged him with first-degree murder. He was ordered held without bond.

Records did not indicate whether Lopez had hired an attorney.

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http://wfla.com/2017/08/04/florida-man- ... uring-sex/

Florida man gets life for killing girl who said ex’s name during sex

By Associated Press
Published: August 4, 2017, 9:05 pm

SUNRISE, Fla. (AP) – A Florida man has been sentenced to life in prison after confessing to killing and disemboweling his girlfriend because she called out her estranged husband’s name during sex.

The Palm Beach Post reports 25-year-old Fidel Lopez pleaded guilty to first-degree murder and sexual battery to avoid the death penalty. He was sentenced Thursday.

Police say Lopez called 911 in 2015 and officers arrived to find Lopez crying in the bathroom next to 31-year-old Maria Nemeth’s body. Lopez revealed that he became enraged with Nemeth when she called out her estranged husband’s name.

According to an arrest report, Lopez started breaking objects in the room and punching holes in the wall before attacking and disemboweled her.
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Couple transporting grill injured after SUV explodes when wife lights up cig, cops say

A couple transporting a barbecue grill were injured Sunday after their rental sport utility vehicle exploded, Orlando police said.

Authorities say the crash happened about 3:30 p.m. near the entrance of the Central Florida Fairgrounds near Colonial Drive and Pete Parrish Boulevard.

The couple, Pierre Dadaille and Meguydeline Dessource, had the grill in the back of their red Kia Sorento, Orlando Police Lt. Cindy Lane said.

The grill was turned on and the propane tank was open and connected, Lane said.

Police said the wife started to light a cigarette and the SUV exploded.

The vehicle continued heading westbound and crashed into a pole, Lane said.

Both occupants were burned, but police said their injuries were not life-threatening.

The vehicle was severely damaged. Photos show the roof partially blown off, the windshield missing and dents all over.

The explosion caused damage to another vehicle that was driving alongside the SUV, police said.

Dadaille, 39, had an active warrant for his arrest on a fleeing and eluding charge, according to police.

He was arrested Sunday and was being held without bail at the Orange County Jail Monday on that charge and on a charge of resisting arrest without violence.

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Couple transporting grill injured after SUV explodes when wife lights up cig, cops say

A couple transporting a barbecue grill were injured Sunday after their rental sport utility vehicle exploded, Orlando police said.

Authorities say the crash happened about 3:30 p.m. near the entrance of the Central Florida Fairgrounds near Colonial Drive and Pete Parrish Boulevard.

The couple, Pierre Dadaille and Meguydeline Dessource, had the grill in the back of their red Kia Sorento, Orlando Police Lt. Cindy Lane said.

The grill was turned on and the propane tank was open and connected, Lane said.

Police said the wife started to light a cigarette and the SUV exploded.

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FHP: Man charged with DUI after damaging 17 cars trying to park in Davenport

By WFLA Web Staff
Published: August 18, 2017, 2:27 pm Updated: August 18, 2017, 2:30 pm

DAVENPORT, Fla. (WFLA) – An Orlando man was charged with DUI after Florida Highway Patrol troopers say he damaged 17 cars in eight different crashes while trying to park his Chevy Blazer.

FHP troopers responded to a report of a crash scene at the Gate Condominiums on Calder Boulevard in Davenport around 4 a.m. on Friday.

Troopers say Tony Futch Jr., age 25, drove his blue Chevy Blazer through the front gate of the complex and hit it, causing a great amount of damage.

Once inside the complex, Futch drove in circles and struck several vehicles near the exit. Futch then drove around a roundabout and hit another vehicle that was parked on the right.

Futch then made a left turn and hit several other vehicles that were parked, according to an arrest affidavit.

He then made a right turn and hit several other vehicles. Then he made a right turn again and hit several more vehicles.

He approached a parking space and hit two more vehicles.

He then parked and hit another vehicle, leaving a blue stripe of paint from his Blazer on the vehicle.

Troopers said Futch’s Blazer had heavy front end damage.

There were so many vehicles damaged, it took multiple troopers to fill out the crash reports. There was a total of eight crash scenes

Troopers said that Futch was very combative and had to be pepper sprayed to control his behavior. He also allegedly had a strong odor of alcohol on his breath and refused to submit to a breathalyzer test.

Futch was arrested on eight counts of DUI with property damage, one count of resisting arrest and eight counts of refusing to submit to a test. He was booked into the Osceola County Jail with bond set at $2,750.
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Woman arrested for snorting cocaine in school pick-up line

Lisa Greenberg
4:03 PM, Aug 16, 2017
6:30 AM, Aug 17, 2017

FORT MYERS, Fla. -- A woman was arrested Tuesday after a sheriff's deputy saw her snort cocaine in the parent pick-up line at Lexington Middle School.

A Lee County sheriff's deputy says he saw 39-year-old Christina Hester chopping a white powdery substance on her iPhone screen with a credit card while checking the school at about 3:50 p.m. He then saw her use a cut straw to snort the substance.

The sheriff's deputy took Hester to his office until dismissal ended, then retrieved her purse and performed a field test of the substance, which tested positive for cocaine. The bag of cocaine weighed .5 grams.

The deputy then placed Hester under arrest for possession of cocaine and possession of drug paraphernalia.

The arrest left parents at the school on Wednesday disgusted. Their children told Fox 4 they're shocked.

"That's crazy. That's just so irresponsible and they shouldn't be doing that," 12-year-old Spencer Yeager said.

"It's crazy. People come to school to learn and not to see people doing drugs in their cars. Like, why would anyone do that? Especially when there's kids of all ages here," 13-year-old Sara Millican said.

The students said they're taught about drugs at Lexington Middle School.

"Say how it's bad and how you can get addicted by doing other little drugs," Yeager said.

Four in Your Corner stopped by Hester's home for comment, but she wasn't home. A reporter left her phone number and has not heard from Hester yet.


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Mom, daughter arrested for prostitution, unlicensed massage therapy

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6:07 PM, Aug 18, 2017

SARASOTA, Fla. - A mother and daughter were arrested in Sarasota earlier in the week following a tip about possible prostitution happening inside their home.

The Sarasota Police Department Street Crimes Unit and Narcotics Unit arrested Anne Dodge, 55, on Wednesday and Jennifer Dodge, 30, on Thursday. They are Sarasota residents.

Between June 2017 and August 2017, Sarasota Police officers, working with the Department of Health and Selah Freedom, conducted several undercover operations inside the Dodge's residence in the 2900 block of Bay Street.

"There were several cars coming and going from the house on a daily basis," said neighbor Sammy Warren.

During undercover operations, Jennifer Dodge offered to perform sexual favors in exchange for money to an undercover officer. Anne Dodge gave a massage to an undercover police officer in an exchange for money.

Officers contacted the Department of Health who confirmed that Anne is not a licensed massage therapist.

Both the mother and daughter were posting ads to the website BackPage.com.

One ad for Anne said, "I am a beautiful, talented, licensed massage therapist whom God uses to bring his healing energy to you and bring you to a whole new level of ecstasy."

On Wednesday, Street Crimes and Narcotics Officers executed a search warrant at the Dodge's residence.



Anne was arrested on Wednesday and Jennifer was arrested on Thursday.

Anne Dodge was charged with:

2 counts of unlicensed practice of a health care profession (felony)
2 counts of massage establishments; requisites; licensure; inspection (misdemeanor)
Jennifer Dodge was charged with:

Prostitution (felony)
Jennifer Dodge also has 3 prior convictions of prostitution

Both women were arrested without incident and transported to the Sarasota County Jail.

The Department of Health encourages individuals to always verify if an individual is licensed to practice their healthcare profession at http://www.flhealthsource.gov and report any healthcare unlicensed activity to the
Department of Health at 1-877-425-8852.

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Woman arrested for snorting cocaine in school pick-up line

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