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The future can't come soon enough...

Postby ScottLevison » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:30 am

http://www.inquisitr.com/222857/sex-rob ... chers-say/

Sex Robots The Future of Prostitution, Researchers Say

n what almost sounds a bit like a Penthouse letter, researchers have predicted that sex robots will be the future of buying sex, and robots.

In a journal called Futures, management professor Ian Yeoman and sexologist Michelle Mars imagined a sex club in Amsterdam populated by the sex robots, where punters could be serviced by virtual creatures they describe as “sexual gods and goddesses of different ethnicities, body shapes, ages, languages and sexual features.”

Predicting future issues with increased rates of sexually transmitted infection and human sex trafficking in the 2040s (a depressing thought considering that those who will be affected aren’t even born yet), Yeoman and Mars describe their vision of a sex robot nightclub venue.

RedOrbit (which disturbingly uses the adjective “slutty” throughout the piece, proving that even robot women are subject to pejorative terms, even in the future) quotes the researchers’ imaginings:

“It is modern and gleaming with about 100 scantily clad blonde and brunettes parading around in exotic G-strings and lingerie. Entry costs $10,000 for an all inclusive service… The most popular model is Irina, a tall, blonde, Russian exotic species who is popular with Middle Eastern businessmen.”

Of course, no one thinks about the actual human prostitutes and pimps such an innovation will impact. The toll of human pain from trafficking will be decreased by such a trend, but naysayers in the small-but-legal camp of purveyors of legal, flesh and blood romps say that no sex robot can replace a living, breathing female. Dennis Hof of Nevada’s iconic Moonlight Bunny Ranch and star of the creepy HBO late-night property Cathouse thinks the researchers ought to sample the X-rated American nightlife before ruling out the future of living sex workers altogether:

“Those Australian researchers ought to come to the Bunny Ranch to see what real American sex is like- there’s no way to duplicate it… At the Bunny Ranch, we say ‘it’s not just the sex, it’s an adventure’ -and often times it’s more about the adventure than it is the sex.”

Yes, but what’s a bigger adventure than getting busy with a sex robot, Mr. Hof? Yeoman and Mars theorize that the innovation will remove the stigma of visiting a prostitute from some encounters, as well as eliminate the need for johns to lie to partners after a turn with the sex robots:

“All in all, the regeneration of Amsterdam’s sex industry has been about the success of the new breed of sex worker… Even clients feel guilt free as they actually haven’t had sex with a real person and therefore don’t have to lie to their partner.”

The pair also surmise the sex robots will be built using special bacteria resistant fibers, to ensure safe robot sex.

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Postby Dead Like Me » Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:15 am

Until they are able to bridge the "uncanny valley" then robot sex will just be a thing of the future.
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Postby ScottLevison » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:55 pm

Was going thru my CDs..found Flipper's Generic release and this pops into my head...

'Sex 'bot my baby YEAH!"
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Postby Boomshadow » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:13 pm

Dead Like Me wrote:Until they are able to bridge the "uncanny valley" then robot sex will just be a thing of the future.


For some guys, the "uncanny valley" is the cleavage on a woman with big fake boobs.
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Postby TyphoidHarry » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:42 am

Boomshadow wrote:
Dead Like Me wrote:Until they are able to bridge the "uncanny valley" then robot sex will just be a thing of the future.


For some guys, the "uncanny valley" is the cleavage on a woman with big fake boobs.


Are there small fake boobs?

The "uncanny valley" reminds me of Eddie Murphy and his comments about when women make "that" sound.
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Postby Boomshadow » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:00 am

TyphoidHarry wrote:
Boomshadow wrote:
Dead Like Me wrote:Until they are able to bridge the "uncanny valley" then robot sex will just be a thing of the future.


For some guys, the "uncanny valley" is the cleavage on a woman with big fake boobs.


Are there small fake boobs?



God, I hope not.
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Postby Northern Reaper » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:34 pm

I had sex with my right hand. Does that count?
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Postby Boomshadow » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:35 pm

Northern Reaper wrote:I had sex with my right hand. Does that count?


Only if you sat on it for awhile to numb it so it didn't feel realistic.
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Postby vomitgod » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:35 pm

Boomshadow wrote:
Northern Reaper wrote:I had sex with my right hand. Does that count?


Only if you sat on it for awhile to numb it so it didn't feel realistic.


Does going lefty if you're a natural righty qualify?
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Postby Dead Like Me » Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:41 am

Only if you used the backhand or reverse grip.
Then it counts.
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