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"I Woke Up In Jail This Morning...

Postby ScottLevison » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:16 am

"...Went To Sleep With Booze On My Mind"

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David Cassidy Arrested for DUI

By Steve Helling

Thursday November 04, 2010 12:15 PM EDT

FacebookTwitterE-mailDavid Cassidy, the teen heartthrob and pop singer of the 1970s, was arrested in Florida on a DUI charge.

According to the arrest report, a Florida Highway Patrol trooper spotted Cassidy’s white Mercedes driving erratically on the turnpike at 6 p.m. Wednesday. The report states that he crossed the center divider line, then cut off another driver while attempting to merge onto an exit ramp.

Police say they smelled alcohol on Cassidy’s breath, and he allegedly told them that he had a glass of wine at lunch and a hydrocodone tablet later in the afternoon.

The arrest report also says that Cassidy, a Ft. Lauderdale resident, was unsteady on his feet and failed several field sobriety tests. Officers said he later blew a .14 on a breath test, well above the legal limit in the state of Florida. Police say there was a half-full bottle of bourbon on the back seat of the vehicle.

The former Partridge Family star, 60, was charged with driving under the influence, failure to maintain a single lane and open container. He spent nine hours in the St. Lucie County Jail before being released after posting $350 bail.

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Re: "I Woke Up In Jail This Morning...

Postby Deathpool Dave » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:35 am

Keith Partridge is 60? Fuck that makes me feel old.
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Re: "I Woke Up In Jail This Morning...

Postby MJ » Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:37 pm

C'mon! He just wants to get happy!
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Re: "I Woke Up In Jail This Morning...

Postby Newbie » Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:58 pm

A psycadelic school bus weaving through traffic is hard to ignore.
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Postby Rev. Jedi highlander » Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:33 pm

Deathpool Dave wrote:Keith Partridge is 60? Fuck that makes me feel old.


I can see 30 coming in about 2 and a quarter years. I need a walker :(
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Postby AnthonyinMI » Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:13 pm

David has a lot of misbehaving to do to catch up with Danny Bonaduce. The least he could have done is have a transvestite hooker in the passenger seat.
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Re: "I Woke Up In Jail This Morning...

Postby zombielover » Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:19 am

One thing about this guy surprised me.A few years ago,late at night I was in a hotel/casino lobby with a bunch of other people.David Cassidy was doing a show there in the theatre.
He came walking through the crowd with a small entourage.Somebody said "Look,it's David Cassidy",and he waved at us as he was walking by us.This guy was short,about 5 foot 3 to 5 foot 5.I wonder if wore elevator shoes on that tv show.
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Re: "I Woke Up In Jail This Morning...

Postby ScottLevison » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:33 am

Rev. Jedi highlander wrote:
Deathpool Dave wrote:Keith Partridge is 60? Fuck that makes me feel old.


I can see 30 coming in about 2 and a quarter years. I need a walker :(



I'm getting there...possible arthritis in lower back may be starting up...
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Re: "I Woke Up In Jail This Morning...

Postby AngelasMother » Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:13 pm

god, he is still soooo hot!!!! He will always be my David. We share a birthday, I always thought that was so cool. My one BIG wish, aside from Angie coming home, is having a birthday dinner with him. Hey, I can even supply the painkillers...:) LOL
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Re: "I Woke Up In Jail This Morning...

Postby ScottLevison » Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:35 pm

He's at it again....

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=9214051

David Cassidy charged with DWI in New York

Updated at 12:49 PM today

SCHODACK, New York (WABC) -- Actor David Cassidy has been arrested and charged with DWI after a traffic stop in Schodack, New York.

The Police Department said in a release that they were running a DWI enforcement detail on Tuesday between 6pm and 2 am when the actor was pulled over.

Cassidy was arraigned and released on $2,500 bail.

Schodack Police confirm the arresting officer's name is Tom Jones.

Cassidy is a regular at Saratoga Race Course and frequents the region during the summer.

Cassidy was charged with a felony because he has a prior conviction. In Feb 2011 he peaded no contest to a charge of driving under the influence in Florida.

He's due to reappear in court on September 4th.

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Re: "I Woke Up In Jail This Morning...

Postby ctredbird » Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:28 pm

I can give him a free pass on this one. Every time I'm in Schodack, NY I want to get blasted too.

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Postby Boomshadow » Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:01 pm

ScottLevison wrote:
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Postby Chicago Jake » Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:20 pm

So is it DUI or is it DWI? Until the pigs can decide on what to call it, I say leave the poor dude alone.
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Postby DGD » Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:11 am

Boomshadow wrote:
Teller, NO!


At least they didn't have to tell him he had the right to be silent...

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Re: "I Woke Up In Jail This Morning...

Postby Lucky Punk » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:35 pm

He is starting to look like Frank Burns.
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Re: "I Woke Up In Jail This Morning...

Postby AngelasMother » Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:38 am

I dont care, I still love him. I always thought we were cosmically connected since our birthdays are the same day. He is only second to Roger Daltrey!
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Re: "I Woke Up In Jail This Morning...

Postby Suicide Blonde » Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:22 am

In Feb 2011 he peaded no contest to a charge of driving under the influence in Florida.


Did the person writing this have a touch of the bubbly or did the story have the L knocked out of it.
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Re: "I Woke Up In Jail This Morning...

Postby ScottLevison » Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:33 am

This could become a reality series...

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/11/showbiz/d ... index.html

David Cassidy arrested again on drunken driving charge


By Alan Duke, CNN
updated 3:58 PM EST, Sat January 11, 2014

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Former teen idol David Cassidy faces his third drunken driving charge after being stopped for an illegal turn in Los Angeles on Friday night.

Cassidy, 63, blew .19% -- twice the legal level -- on an alcohol test administered by the California Highway Patrol officer who stopped the singer-actor's rented Chevrolet Impala, according to a CHP statement Saturday.

The former star of the TV series "The Partridge Family" was booked in a Los Angeles jail on a driving under the influence of alcohol charge early Saturday, the statement said. Jail records show he was freed on $15,000 bond several hours later.

"Cassidy was observed making a right turn on a red light, in violation of a black and white regulatory sign indicating, 'No Right Turn On Red,'" the CHP said. The traffic stop happened off the 405 Freeway, near the Los Angeles International Airport.

The officer noticed "the odor of an alcoholic beverage was emitting from the vehicle" when he approached Cassidy, who was alone in the car, the release said.

Cassidy was arrested on a drunken driving charge in Schodack, New York, last August after he failed to dim his car's headlights at a police checkpoint, according to the police report. He blew a .10 in the Breathalyzer device, the report said. The legal blood alcohol limit is .08 in New York.

Cassidy, who lives in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, entered a no contest plea as a first-time offender in February 2011 to a drunken driving charge that followed a November 2010 arrest in Florida. He was sentenced to a year's probation and his driver's license was suspended for six months for that conviction. He also attended a DUI school, paid a $500 fine and served 50 hours of community service.

On the TV series, Cassidy played the eldest of five children of a widowed mother (Shirley Jones, who was Cassidy's real-life stepmother).

The family, all musicians, traveled to gigs in a repainted school bus. When the show was canceled after four seasons, Cassidy launched his own pop music career, filling concert halls with screaming teenage girls attracted to such hits as "I Think I Love You."
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Postby But Is It Art » Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:00 am

ScottLevison wrote:This could become a reality series...


Or at least a recurring thread here... :lol:
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Postby Chicago Jake » Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:43 am

The poor guy really has fallen on hard times. His rental car was a Chevy Impala!
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Postby ScottLevison » Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:12 pm

Chicago Jake wrote:The poor guy really has fallen on hard times. His rental car was a Chevy Impala!


The fact that he's able to rent a car with prior DUIs says something about the rental company. Who did he use..Rent-A-Wreck?
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Postby Boomshadow » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:34 am

Come on, get soberrrrrr....o/~
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Postby ctredbird » Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:00 pm

Chicago Jake wrote:The poor guy really has fallen on hard times. His rental car was a Chevy Impala!


Nobody will trust him with anything nicer.

Jamie <== didn't they stop making Impalas long ago?
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Postby Newbie » Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:35 pm

At least he's not a quitter.
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Postby rubberduck2 » Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:48 pm

Hey David, if you're trying to be the first "Partridge Family" regular to die... YOU LOST!

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