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Postby ScottLevison » Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:54 pm

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DETECTIVES ARREST TAMPA ATTORNEY MAKING “GIRLS IN JAIL” PORN VIDEO AT THE PINELLAS COUNTY JAIL WITH FEMALE INMATE

By Steven Hirschfield - Monday, December 18, 2017 - 5:34 pm

Detectives have arrested Tampa attorney 54 year-old Andrew Spark, for soliciting sex and having sexual contact with a female inmate at the Pinellas County Jail.

The incidents occurred between June 2017 and December 2017 at the Pinellas County Jail located at 14400 49th Street North in Clearwater, Florida.

The investigation began in November 2017, when detectives received information stating that attorney, Spark, was soliciting sex and receiving sexual acts from female inmates at the Pinellas County Jail located at 14400 49th Street North, Clearwater.

The tip stated that Spark would film the sexual acts on his personal tablet in exchange for money that he would put in the inmate’s commissary account. These amounts were described as small in the $30-$40 range.

According to detectives, Spark visited 25 year-old inmate Shauna Boselli on November 25, 2017, by misrepresenting himself to the jail, as her attorney.

Detectives say Spark used his attorney privilege to gain a face-to-face meeting with Boselli in the Pinellas County Jail.

Spark is not representing Boselli on her current charges, nor has he ever represented Boselli on any previous charges.

Spark and Boselli had briefly met on previous occasions, prior to her incarceration, at “porn conventions” in Tampa where Spark requested to make pornography videos with Boselli. Boselli and Spark could not agree on money and the video was not made. Boselli last saw Spark about a year ago.

Detectives say Spark bragged to Boselli about meeting with another female inmate earlier that day, and that he was producing a pornographic video named “Girls in Jail.” Spark offered to put money in Boselli’s commissary account in exchange for her to perform oral sex on him. Boselli declined Spark’s offer to engage in a sexual act.

Detectives were able to determine Spark also met with 28-year-old inmate, Antoinette Napolitano, on November 25, 2017.

According to detectives, Spark first met Napolitano prior to her incarceration, about three years ago while she was advertising on the Backpage website for prostitution. Napolitano and Spark engaged in sexual activity multiple times in the three years, in exchange for money.

Detectives say that Napolitano was arrested for multiple drug charges on June 7, 2017. Spark has visited Napolitano 11 times since June using his attorney privilege to gain a face-to-face meeting with Napolitano in the Pinellas County Jail.

Spark is not representing Napolitano for her current charges, nor has he ever represented Napolitano for any previous charges.

Between June 2017 and December 2017, detectives say Spark met privately with Napolitano and had sex with her inside the Pinellas County Jail at least six times.

Spark would begin his interview by filming Napolitano in her jail uniform and ask her to narrate sexual fantasies before filming her performing sexual acts.

On December 17, 2017, detectives received information that Spark was scheduled to arrive at the Pinellas County Jail to meet with Napolitano and film more pornography.

Detectives caught Spark in the attorney visitation room with Napolitano as they were about to begin the sexual act. Spark’s penis was fully exposed when detectives entered the room.

Spark was arrested and charged with Exposure of Sexual Organs, Introduction/Possession of Contraband into a County Detention Facility, and Soliciting for Prostitution.

Spark did not speak to detectives and requested an attorney.

Detectives say that it is possible that Spark has engaged in the same activity with additional female inmates at the Pinellas County Jail and at other jails throughout the Tampa Bay area and Central Florida.

Spark may face additional charges as this investigation continues.

On December 18, 2017, Sheriff Bob Gualtieri held a press conference at the Sheriff’s Administration Building regarding the arrest of Spark.

Spark previously served as an Assistant Attorney General in the State of Florida before starting his own private law firm in Tampa. According to Sheriff Gualtieri, Spark left that position while under investigation for an undisclosed reason.

Spark reportedly graduated law school at the University of Florida in 1991.

Video of the press conference can be viewed here: https://youtu.be/SUX7IDdcAk4

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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby Boomshadow » Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:54 am

Pics or it didn’t happen...oh, wait.
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Postby ScottLevison » Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:13 pm

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She used an officer’s arm to make herself happy after being arrested, police say

BY DAVID J. NEAL

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DECEMBER 21, 2017 01:29 PM


A Florida woman pleasured herself on a police officer’s arm after a bus stop encounter that involved simulated sex acts, an officer said.

Between the sex acts, the woman repeated racial slurs, according to another officer.

Clearwater’s Nicole Shankster’s sex act on Pinellas Park Officer Ashley Mehler’s arm ended with charges of disorderly conduct and battery on a law enforcement officer.

The disorderly conduct, as described by Pinellas Park Officer Cynthia Martin on the arrest report: the five-nine, 120-pound Shankster swigging Skol vodka and simulating sex acts at a 49th Street bus shelter in view of rush-hour traffic.

“The defendant continued to verbally and physically simulate masturbation once taken into custody and was repeatedly calling a black officer ‘N-----’ while she was escorted to the marked police vehicle,” the report states.

Once taken to St. Petersburg General Hospital for treatment, things got real, Officer Mehler wrote.

“The defendant did intentionally sexually satisfy herself on my left arm and lick my right arm while I was restraining her from masturbating while in police custody.”

Shankster, 34, remains in Pinellas County Jail on $5,100 bond.

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Postby ScottLevison » Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:01 pm

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Man beats ATM, says it gave too much cash, Cocoa police report

J.D. Gallop, FLORIDA TODAY Published 12:19 p.m. ET Dec. 24, 2017 | Updated 12:38 p.m. ET Dec. 26, 2017

A 23-year-old man who told police he punched an ATM because it gave him too much cash, was arrested after bank officials said the attack caused at least $5,000 in damages.

Cocoa police charged Michael Joseph Oleksik, of Merritt Island, on Friday with criminal mischief nearly a month into the investigation of a disturbance at the Wells Fargo bank branch at 834 N. Cocoa Boulevard, in Cocoa.

Authorities said Oleksik can be seen on surveillance video standing at the ATM, pummeling the electronic teller’s touch screen on Nov. 29.

A short time later, an apologetic Oleksik called the bank and told a manager that he punched the ATM because he was ‘angry the ATM was giving him too much money and he did not know what to do,’ records show. Oleksik also said that he was in a hurry for work and apologized for the damage to the bank's ATM.

Wells Fargo contacted the Cocoa Police Department and asked to press charges. Oleksik was arrested Friday and booked into the Brevard County Jail Complex in Sharpes.

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Postby ScottLevison » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:41 pm

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PCSO: Woman steals wallet from customer at Dollar General; uses cash to pay for items

By Rick Elmhorst, Anchor/Reporter
Last Updated: Wednesday, December 27, 2017, 4:50 PM EST
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POLK COUNTY -- The Polk County Sheriff's Office is asking the public's help in identifying a woman accused of stealing a wallet from a customer at the Mulberry Dollar General Store.

The incident occurred Tuesday, Dec. 19, just before 11 a.m. at the Dollar General Marketplace off of Shepherd Road.

Deputies said a customer, Connie Crow, left behind her wallet on the counter at checkout and an elderly woman, who was behind the customer, stole it.

Crow told us she was shopping with her granddaughter at the time.

"The lady asked me if I had anything less than a 20," Crow said. "so I got my wallet out, checked and I guess I laid it down by mistake,” said Crow.
Deputies said the elderly suspect took the wallet, opened it up, looked inside, took some cash out, and paid for her items.

As the suspect walked away with her items, Crow walked back inside and asked the cashier if she's seen her wallet. It was nowhere to be found.
"I was very, very upset," Crow said. "Just a few days before Christmas and I was really upset for a few days after that."

Deputies said the wallet contained $250 cash, the victim's driver license, and credit cards. Officials said the suspect has not contacted the victim nor anyone at the store to report finding the wallet.

Surveillance video caught the crime in action. Deputies ask anyone with information on the theft or who recognizes the suspected woman, to contact Detective Berganza at 863-499-2400.
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Postby ScottLevison » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:10 pm

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Florida Legislature could declare pornography a health risk

By: BRENDAN FARRINGTON, Associated Press
POSTED: JAN 18 2018 02:33PM EST

UPDATED: JAN 18 2018 02:38PM EST

TALLAHASSEE (AP) - Florida could declare pornography a public health risk that needs education, research and policy changes to protect Floridians, according to a resolution overwhelmingly approved by a House committee Thursday.

The resolution is being sponsored by Republican Rep. Ross Spano, who is also a candidate for attorney general. He has previously passed legislation to help victims of human trafficking.

"Research has found a correlation between pornography use and mental and physical illnesses, difficulty forming and maintaining intimate relationships, unhealthy brain development and cognitive function, and deviant, problematic or dangerous sexual behavior," Spano said before the House Health & Human Services Committee approved the resolution on an 18-1 vote.

The resolution spells out those risks and several others, including an increased demand for prostitution. It also says children are being exposed to pornography at a younger age because of advancements in technology. To emphasize that point, he held up his smartphone, saying children have access to pornography 24 hours a day.

The resolution says, "a child who views pornography is at a higher risk of developing low self-esteem, an eating disorder, and a desire to engage in dangerous sexual behavior."

The one "no" vote came from Republican Rep. Cary Pigman, who is a medical doctor. He said after the meeting that there are more important health issues the state should be focused on.

"We have problems with hypertension, with obesity, with diabetes, with Zika. We have a whole list of things that are important medically. I'm not so sure that we need to spend legislative time annunciating a specific complaint when we have others that are far more pressing," he said.

Spano originally wanted the resolution to declare pornography a public health crisis, but reworded it to say 'risk' to help broaden support for the measure.

"Anytime you brush up against what people perceive as a foundational constitutional right -- the First Amendment, the right to free speech -- you're going to have understandable pushback," he said. "The Supreme Court of the United States has made it clear that states have the ability to regulate obscene material. Obscenity has never been found to be a constitutional right.

A similar Senate resolution has yet to be heard in a committee.
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Postby ScottLevison » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:21 am

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Three girls saw him masturbating outside Winn-Dixie — and it’s not his first store

BY MONIQUE O. MADAN

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January 18, 2018 09:11 PM

Updated January 18, 2018 09:21 PM

When Victor Hall exposed his genitals to three teenage girls at a South Miami Winn-Dixie parking lot Tuesday night, he was also found with handcuffs, ammunition, rifles, shotguns, a Glock and an AK47-style pistol, according to South Miami police.

Hall, a 41-year-old from Homestead, was found by the door of his car with his pants open, smelling of alcohol and moistened by urine. South Miami officials were pretty confident that Hall had not done anything similar to any other women in the city.

Perhaps not in South Miami.

On Dec. 11, Hall masturbated in front of a 20-year-old Navarro cashier, according to Homestead police records, and then fled on foot.

“The suspect covered his genitals with his shirt while patrons are exiting and entering the store. The suspect looks at his phone for several minutes and until the 20-year-old female cashier makes eye contact,” the Homestead records said. “At that point, the suspect pulls up his shirt and exposes his genitals to the cashier. The suspect alerts the manager and the suspect flees on foot.”

After Tuesday’s incident in South Miami, Homestead police identified Hall as the same man who flashed the cashier at the neighborhood drugstore in December. It’s unclear if he will be officially charged.

A few months before that, Homestead police arrested 29-year-old Danner Rubido Martinez after he admitted to following women and exposing himself at Publix, Sedano’s, Dadeland Mall and Miami Dade College’s Kendall Campus.

“I was just bored so, I, you know, masturbated,” Martinez told police, records show. “I have a problem.”

In the Winn-Dixie incident, Hall — a civilian reserve at Homestead Air Reserve Base — wound up under arrest for three counts of indecent exposure, one count of disorderly conduct and six counts of carrying a concealed firearm after the loaded automatic weapons were found inside his Toyota Tundra.

In Hall’s possession? A Bushmaster AR-15 rifle loaded with one 30-round magazine and four 20-round magazines; a Mossberg 500A 12-gauge shotgun with a bag full of shotgun ammunition; a “black AK-47-style” rifle loaded with a full 30-round magazine; a black Glock .40-caliber S&W with a loaded magazine inserted and two more loaded magazines; an “AK47-style pistol” with a 30-round magazine inserted and two other loaded 30-round magazines on the floor behind the driver’s seat; also back there, a Glock 21 .45-caliber automatic with a loaded magazine in the gun and another loaded magazine loose in the car, according to the arrest report.

According to police, 18-year-old Adriana Baumann told officials that Hall approached her and two other friends as they left Winn-Dixie and said: “You’re so f------ beautiful.”

About five minutes later, Hall had his pants down and proceeded to masturbate. That’s when the the three teens rushed to Baumann’s car and drove away.

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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby Boomshadow » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:46 am

[quote="ScottLevison"]http://www.fox13news.com/health/florida-legislature-pornography-health-risk

Florida Legislature could declare pornography a health risk

Having solved all our other problems…

The biggest health hazards in Florida are meth and legislators.

Possibly also legislators on meth.

Allegedly.
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Postby ScottLevison » Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:18 pm

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Clearwater police arrest man caught putting fish down his pants

Mark Bergin, WTSP 10:07 AM. EST January 23, 2018

CLEARWATER, Fla. – A man is accused of trying to steal fish from a pet store by putting them in his pants, the Clearwater Police Department said.

Police said Cruz Orlando Garcia Jr. netted a couple of fish, placed them in a bag and put the bag down the front of his pants while someone else distracted the clerk at a South Missouri Avenue pet store on Monday.

“Thankfully, he didn't choose to steal a hedgehog or something a little more dangerous when one conceals stolen items in one's pants,” a Clearwater police Facebook post read.

Clearwater police arrested Garcia and took him to the Pinellas County Jail. He is charged with petit theft.

Police are still looking for the other suspect.

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Goodwill employees find loaded grenade launcher among donated items

BY JESSICA DE LEON

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January 31, 2018 01:13 PM

Updated 2 hours 12 minutes ago

Goodwill employees discovered a grenade launcher, loaded with a live grenade, this past weekend in a load of items donated at a Bradenton store, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

On Sunday, deputies were called out to the Goodwill Manasota Bargain Barn, 7501 15th St. E., after employees discovered a grenade launcher with a grenade inside it, according to an incident report. The store manager told deputies that the grenade launcher had come in on Jan. 25 in a shipment from a store on Cortez Road.

According to the Goodwill manager, employees at the Bradenton location didn’t know what the donated item was, so they sent it to the Bargain Barn location.

Deputies say they properly disposed of the active grenade by placing it in a Hazmat locker at the sheriff’s office District One office. The grenade launcher has been placed into the property room.

The store manager told deputies she would let the other Goodwill store know about the discovery.
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Postby Unresponsive1 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:51 am

Man charged after texting cops, not wife, about girlfriend’s death

By Associated Press

February 14, 2018 | 5:24pm

DUNNELLON, Fla. — A Florida man who thought he was texting his wife but instead nervously messaged a detective “I think they are going to arrest me” was charged with murder in the death of his live-in girlfriend, authorities said.

Marion County Sheriff’s officials arrested David W. Romig, 52, on Monday on charges including homicide, making a false report and tampering with evidence.

Investigators said he staged the crime scene to make it look like an intruder entered a home on Jan. 30 and killed Sally Kaufmann-Ruff, 64, in the master bedroom of the home in Dunnellon, which is in north Florida.

Detectives quickly found that the evidence that didn’t match Romig’s story about the home invasion, The Ocala Star-Banner reported. A short time later, he sent two text messages saying he thought he was going to be arrested.

“I think they are going to arrest me,” Romig wrote in the first text, which he said he thought he was sending to his wife. The second text simply said: “Think they are going to arrest.”

The arrest report said Romig also messaged his wife and told her that he had a very bad night, adding that someone had broken in and Kaufmann-Ruff was fatally shot.

He texted his wife that “things don’t add up,” and “I am afraid I did something I don’t remember.” He ended with, “If I did this I will kill myself.”

Investigators said the two errant text messages added to their suspicions.

After his arrest, Romig told detectives he had been suffering from blackouts and that he was “hearing voices.” He added that he had “an out-of-body experience” and “felt like he was wrestling with himself and the gun went off, shooting Sally.”

Romig told detectives he “staged the scene due to having blacked out during the shooting, setting the scene as a home invasion,” the arrest report said, adding that he admitted there was no intruder.

Romig told investigators he is the sole beneficiary listed in Kaufmann-Ruff’s will, the report said. The pair had lived together for two and a half years.

Judge Robert Landt ordered Romig held without bond and he is on a suicide watch at the Marion County Jail in Ocala. His next hearing is set for March 20.

An attorney isn’t listed on court records.

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Postby Unresponsive1 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:55 am

[I'll admit it; I'm only posting this for the sweet mugshot-]

He had so much alcohol in him, he could have died.
Then he drove into cars, Florida cops say


March 22, 2018 10:45 AM

Updated 3 hours 51 minutes ago

Collin James Daniel was driving through the Hibiscus Springs apartment complex in Spring Hill, Florida, police say.

Then Daniel started crashing into mailboxes and cars, the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office wrote in a media release. The 24-year-old, after “colliding with numerous objects,” is accused of parking his car and going up to a man walking a German Shepherd.

Police allege that Daniel started to verbally fight with and push the man, who in turn loosened his dog’s leash.

There’s a suspected reason for Daniel’s actions, police say, as he is accused of having a .316 blood alcohol content.

For context, Business Insider reports that any BAC above .3 is potentially fatal — and vital reflexes like breathing, sneezing and heart rate can “shut off” at around .35 BAC. One University of Colorado student named Gordie Bailey died in 2004 after posting a BAC of .328.

Alcohol poisoning and passing out is possible once a person’s BAC exceeds .250, according to the University of Notre Dame, and the chance of deadly coma increases once a person crosses the .40 threshold.

After the man threatened Daniel with his dog, the suspected drunk driver then ran away, police say. He laid down between two air conditioning units as officers began to search for him.

A helicopter with the Henderson County Sheriff’s Office found him with the help of its infrared camera. Police say they arrested Daniel “without incident” after locating him.

A breathalyzer test determined that he had a BAC of .316, four times the legal limit of .08 in Florida, according to the sheriff’s office.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/article206358519.html#storylink=cpy

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Looks like Richard Hammond and Daniel Radcliffe had a love child and shook him a lot.
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