Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

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Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby GUNSLINGER » Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:14 pm

It must be started so here goes:

ORANGE CITY — Wildlife officials say two Orange City men who butchered a Florida black bear that was killed on Interstate 4 have received a warning for their actions.

FWC spokeswoman Joy Hill told The Daytona Beach News-Journal that the black bear was struck and killed on Interstate 4 on Thursday or Friday. The men picked up the animal after it had died.

Hill says it was against the law to pick up the bear, which is considered a threatened species.

The men took the bear home but later discovered that officials were seeking the animal's remains. They called officials and reported the incident themselves.

The names of the two men weren't immediately released.
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Re: Florida Thread

Postby ScottLevison » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:05 am

One of them wasn't named Nugent, was he?
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Re: Florida Thread

Postby AngelasMother » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:09 am

So Glad my daughter Jen moved away from Florida finally!!!!
Dennis Farina deserves a blurb!!
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Re: Florida Thread

Postby Chicago Jake » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:27 am

Some days you eat the bear......
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Re: Florida Thread

Postby FantasticAss » Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:11 am

Some days you ARE the bear...
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Re: Florida Thread

Postby Death » Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:54 pm

Man arrested for leaving 8-month-old baby in vehicle while drinking in suburban West Palm Beach strip club

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Re: Florida Thread

Postby TyphoidHarry » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:57 pm

Gun, I'm disappointed; starting a thread like this you know is going to be around forever and go to umpteen pages, you could have been more creative with the title.
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Re: Florida Thread

Postby GUNSLINGER » Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:47 pm

Perhaps "More Fucked Up Shit From America's Wang" would have pleased you.
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Re: Florida Thread

Postby GUNSLINGER » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:10 pm

ORLANDO, Fla. -- U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson is again making headlines, saying that former Vice President Dick Cheney should shut up while using a crude acronym.

Grayson, D-Fla., made the comments Wednesday night to "Hardball" host Chris Matthews on MSNBC.

Grayson made the comments in reference to Cheney's contention that the Obama administration is giving aid and comfort to terrorists.

"How far is this guy going to go so he gets to speak at the next Republican convention? Dick Cheney is unbelievable lately," Chris Matthews said.

"On the Internet there's an acronym that's used to apply to situations like this. It's STFU. I don't think I can say that on the air, but I think you know what that means," Grayson said.

"Well give me the first part," Matthew said.

"Shut," Grayson replied.

"Oh, I gotcha'," Matthews said. "(It means) stop talking in crude language."

In October, Grayson said on the House floor that the Republicans' health care plan was "don't get sick, and if you do, die quickly."
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Re: Florida Thread

Postby TyphoidHarry » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:07 am

GUNSLINGER wrote:Perhaps "More Fucked Up Shit From America's Wang" would have pleased you.
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That would have pleased me a great deal.
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Re: Florida Thread

Postby Death » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:59 am

Georgia: Like Florida, but with More Fun in Eighth Grade

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Re: Florida Thread

Postby Kellster » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:20 am

You guys pick a better topic name. I'll change it.

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Re: Florida Thread

Postby GUNSLINGER » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:40 pm

Well, since nobody else has chimed in on this, I feel that TH and I would have no problem with it being changed to "More Fucked Up Shit From America's Wang".
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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby Kellster » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:17 pm

There. A compromise.

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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby TyphoidHarry » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:33 pm

That's perfect, Kell, and more than fixes the issue. Shame on you, Gun, for not doing it right the first time.



Naaaah, just kidding, I get it.
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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby Chicago Jake » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:18 pm

I would have gone with "Lunatics from the Land of Levison," but this works too.......Jake
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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby ScottLevison » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:36 am

Chicago Jake wrote:I would have gone with "Lunatics from the Land of Levison," but this works too.......Jake


"...and Gunslinger..."

"America's Wang" sums up this state perfectly...
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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby Evilredhead » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:38 am

So is Lake Michigan a water wang?

WHAT? It's early and my brains are not functioning.

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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby TyphoidHarry » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:45 am

I swear to Rudy (remeber Rudy?) that the next person I see holding their hand up as a map of Michigan is going to get donkey punched.
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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby Evilredhead » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:47 am

TyphoidHarry wrote:I swear to Rudy (remeber Rudy?) that the next person I see holding their hand up as a map of Michigan is going to get donkey punched.



I don't get what you are describing...hold their hands as a map?
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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby Chicago Jake » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:55 am

Evilredhead wrote:
TyphoidHarry wrote:I swear to Rudy (remeber Rudy?) that the next person I see holding their hand up as a map of Michigan is going to get donkey punched.



I don't get what you are describing...hold their hands as a map?


Michigan (lower) is shaped like the palm side of your right hand. So Michiganders will hold up their palm, and point with their left hand and say "I live right about HERE."

There's also lots of masturbation jokes that come along with it, like "having a date with Miss Michigan." Or extending hand to shake and saying "Meet the wife!"

And don't get me started on the Yoopers!!
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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby Evilredhead » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:58 am

<Light slooowly brightens above ERH's head>


I get it, eureka! Now, is donkey punching like throat punching? :?

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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby TyphoidHarry » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:00 am

I've also seen them use the back of their left hand, Jake. I don't know why it annoys the crap outta me, but it does, every time. :(I



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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby TyphoidHarry » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:01 am

Evilredhead wrote:Now, is donkey punching like throat punching? :?


To me at least, ERH, it's just an expression.
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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby FantasticAss » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:54 pm

Chicago Jake wrote:
Evilredhead wrote:
TyphoidHarry wrote:I swear to Rudy (remeber Rudy?) that the next person I see holding their hand up as a map of Michigan is going to get donkey punched.



I don't get what you are describing...hold their hands as a map?


Michigan (lower) is shaped like the palm side of your right hand. So Michiganders will hold up their palm, and point with their left hand and say "I live right about HERE."

There's also lots of masturbation jokes that come along with it, like "having a date with Miss Michigan." Or extending hand to shake and saying "Meet the wife!"

And don't get me started on the Yoopers!!


I'm from this fucked-up state and I don't use my hand.................to show where I live.
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