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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby ScottLevison » Sun Sep 03, 2017 7:43 am

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JUST IN: Century Village resident, 73, accused of aggravated stalking

Jorge Milian Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
7:07 a.m. Wednesday, Aug. 30, 2017 Palm Beach County Crime

WEST PALM BEACH--A 73-year-old resident of Century Village allegedly broke a restraining order filed against him by stalking a neighbor in the suburban West Palm Beach retirement community, according to an arrest report.

Gerald Duva remained in the Palm Beach County Jail in lieu of $20,000 bail early Wednesday and is facing charges of aggravated stalking following a no-contact order and contempt of court.

Duva was issued a restraining order Aug. 23 that forbade him to come within 500 feet either of his 58-year-old neighbor or 100 feet of her car. Duva allegedly did both Monday morning, standing about 25 feet away from the woman as she got out of her vehicle. Duva allegedly yelled at the woman and caused her cry and fear what he might do, the report said.

During questioning, Duva admitted to deputies that he yelled at the woman after she blew her car horn at him, causing deafness, the report said.

In July, Duva was arrested after he spray-painted the woman’s vehicle with yellow paint, records show.

The woman, who had been in a relationship with Duva, told deputies the vandalism took place after an argument and was followed by 20 harassing phone calls from Duva over the next 30 minutes.

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Postby Boomshadow » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:55 am

ScottLevison wrote:http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/just-century-village-resident-accused-aggravated-stalking/7u79zJp5IR2EbTqUJCGoUN/


JUST IN: Century Village resident, 73, accused of aggravated stalking


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Postby But Is It Art » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:23 am

ScottLevison wrote:http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/just-century-village-resident-accused-aggravated-stalking/7u79zJp5IR2EbTqUJCGoUN/


WEST PALM BEACH--A 73-year-old resident of Century Village allegedly broke a restraining order filed against him by stalking a neighbor in the suburban West Palm Beach retirement community, according to an arrest report.


What's he even doing there? He's 27 years too young to be a resident, isn't he?
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Postby ScottLevison » Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:48 pm

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Top teacher at Jacksonville school suspended after students flash breasts, grope others in class

Denise Amos and The Florida Times-Union , WTLV 11:24 PM. EDT September 20, 2017

A Lake Shore Middle School Teacher of the Year was suspended one week without pay Monday because seventh-grade students in his class flashed their breasts and several girls and boys kissed and touched each others’ crotches.

A boy also licked a girl’s breast in a truth-or-dare-like game during class time, according to an investigator.

According to the district’s investigative report, Brent Sawdy, a civics teacher, allowed students to watch a science program or work on their own school work May 2 while he completed some work at his desk and on a computer.

Many students had just returned from a field trip to the Diamond D. Ranch. Sawdy told them he had work to do and turned on a “Bill Nye the Science Guy” episode. Because no students paid attention to it, he turned it off and played music.

A group of students gathered chairs around a set of tables decided to play “dirty dare.” A girl loudly warned “anybody that has a girl friend needs to go to the other side of the room,” several students said.

As part of the game a boy was told the lick the floor but he wouldn’t do it. Other students were dared to licked a chair and a pair of socks and they did it.

The activity soon escalated into sexual situations.

Some girls were dared to kiss boys and other girls. One girl “twerked on” a boy, dancing close to him as he sat.

Some students said they saw students rub other students’ “groin areas.”

Two girls flashed boys, lifting their shirts and bras to reveal their breasts. A boy then was dared to lick a girl’s exposed breast and did.

Some students slapped other students’ butts and a girl sat on multiple boys’ laps.

The students said they believed Sawdy was unaware of their activities.

“Mr. Sawdy kept telling them to keep it down but didn’t actually do anything,” one girl said.

The investigative file blacked out the students’ names, in keeping with federal and state privacy laws.

In one instance, Sawdy saw a boy tap a girl’s inner thigh, the students said. Sawdy later told investigators he pulled that boy aside and warned him that “that kind of play could get him in trouble.”

Sawdy declined to comment, citing advice from his legal counsel.

Sawdy told investigators he did not see students do anything else troubling, nor did he hear or see them play the dare game.

Nevertheless, the following day, after Sawdy was aware of a parent complaint, he called some students to the media center and asked about their actions.

“They all denied anything had happened,” Sawdy told investigators. One student told him he was crazy.

As the students left, one girl told other students not to “snitch,” students said.

Some parents who complained to the school secretary about the game were “not upset but concerned about behavior” in Sawdy’s class, investigator James Gregory wrote.

Duval County school police and the Division of Children and Families investigated. A DCF investigator found the allegations of “inadequate supervision” substantiated and closed the investigation.

The police report indicated the school will handle the discipline of students involved.

“Mr. Sawdy failed to provide adequate supervision when he allowed students in his class to participate in an inappropriate game which involved kissing and exposure of private body parts,” Gregory wrote.

This is Sawdy’s first time being disciplined by Duval schools.

Last year he was nominated Teacher of the Year by his school and was among 12 semifinalists chosen by the district.

A brief biography in the nominating information sent by the Jacksonville Public Education Fund, which sponsors the Teacher of the Year awards, said Sawdy works with students before, during and after school and that “students revere Mr. Sawdy and are very receptive to his method of teaching.”
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Postby ScottLevison » Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:28 am

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Their affair exposed, woman tries to run over daughter’s husband

Jorge Milian Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
11:46 a.m. Tuesday, Sept. 26, 2017 Palm Beach County Crime

PALM BEACH GARDENS-A Jupiter woman is facing a felony charge after she allegedly tried to run over her daughter’s husband with her Mercedes-Benz, according to an arrest report.

Kathleen Regina Davis, 58, admitted to Palm Beach Gardens police she had an affair with the 33-year-old man while he was with her daughter, the report said. Davis said the man ruined her relationship with her daughter after he told her of the affair.

That led Davis on Sept. 20 to the man’s house in the 4400 block of Crestdale Street, west of Interstate 95 and north of Northlake Boulevard, where she allegedly tossed several eggs at his residence and vehicles. When police arrived, they saw Davis driving in circles in the front yard of the house while attempting to hit the man with her Mercedes.

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The man told police he was nearly hit by Davis’ vehicle multiple times. Davis told officers she wanted to run the man over and wanted him to die.


The police report refers to the man’s relationship as an ex-boyfriend to Davis’ daughter. But records show that the man and Davis’ daughter are married. The couple is in the midst of divorce proceedings, according to records.

Davis is facing a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill and was released from the Palm Beach County Jail on Sept. 22 after posting a $3,000 bond.

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Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

Postby ctredbird » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:40 pm

That guy's wife must have been a real howler or a complete bitch if he decided to start banging her mother. Mom doesn't look like much of an upgrade.
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Postby Boomshadow » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:52 pm

ctredbird wrote:That guy's wife must have been a real howler or a complete bitch if he decided to start banging her mother. Mom doesn't look like much of an upgrade.


The way her mugshot is framed as an inset of a blurry picture of her makes it look as if she has demon wings. Not an improvement.
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Postby ScottLevison » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:06 pm

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Cops: Largo man advertised child pornography on social media to get more followers

By WFLA Web Staff
Published: September 29, 2017, 3:17 pm

PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) – When it comes to shameless self-promotion on social media, this story takes the cake.

A 31-year-old Largo man told police he advertised child pornography on social media in order to get more followers.

George Bluze was jailed after police said he created multiple accounts on social media to advertise child pornography.

Police found a pornographic image of a child approximately 7 to 8-years-old on his social media page. The photo has a watermark in the corner for “LS,” a well-known online child pornography magazine, according to police.

When located and questioned, Bluze admitted to possessing and advertising child pornography in order to get “followers,” an affidavit states.

Bluze was taken into custody and charged with multiple counts of distribution of child pornography and possession of child pornography. He was booked into the Pinellas County Jail on an $85,000 bond.
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Postby Unresponsive1 » Thu Oct 12, 2017 6:53 am

Teen allegedly raped neighbor, offered ‘yard work’ to make up for it

By Joshua Rhett Miller

October 11, 2017

A Florida teen allegedly raped his neighbor at knifepoint while wearing a mask, then offered to make it up to his victim by “doing some yard work or by fixing something” around her house, according to an arrest report.

Timothy Adam Walding, 18, of Boynton Beach, is being held without bond at the Palm Beach County Jail on charges of three counts of sexual assault with a weapon and single counts of burglary and false imprisonment following the attack Friday, the Palm Beach Post reports.

After breaking into the woman’s home as she slept, Walding put a knife to the woman’s throat and tied her to the bed prior to the attack. Afterward, Waldman stayed at the woman’s home and insisted to her that she knew him, according to an arrest report obtained by the newspaper.

At some point, the woman realized Walding lived nearby. He eventually untied her and let her leave her home to smoke a cigarette, the report said.

“You really should deadbolt your door because I didn’t really want to do this, but I had to do it,” Walding told the woman. He also asked her if “he could make this up to her by doing some yard work or by fixing something around her house,” according to the report.

Walding returned to his home about 90 minutes later, at which point the woman went back inside her home to call for help.

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Postby ScottLevison » Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:51 pm

I can just hear his attorney use the repair offer as a defense....
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Postby ScottLevison » Sat Oct 14, 2017 5:30 pm

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Deputies: Woman finds naked intruder in her home eating pineapple
Mary Hamilton arrested


By Michelle Ganley - Online Editor
Posted: 7:04 PM, October 10, 2017
Updated: 1:00 PM, October 11, 2017

ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. - A St. Augustine woman came home to find a naked intruder in her home, eating her canned pineapple, deputies said Tuesday.

Deputies said that when they arrived at the house on Thompson Bailey Road, the suspect, Mary Hamilton, told them, “The door was open for me to come inside,” according to a report from the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office.

Hamilton, 63, now faces charges of burglary and theft, following the incident last Wednesday afternoon.

The homeowner, upon finding the intruder, went outside and locked herself inside her car while she called authorities.

Deputies also determined that Hamilton entered through the homeowner’s front door, took a T-shirt belonging to the victim’s son and ate leftover food from the refrigerator before opening the can of pineapple.

It doesn’t appear the homeowner and Hamilton knew one another. However, deputies learned Hamilton lives about a half-mile from the victim.

Hamilton was taken to the county jail.

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Postby Unresponsive1 » Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:12 am

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Deputies: Pinellas Park man Googled 'how to rob a bank' then robbed a bank

Tuesday, October 10, 2017 12:14pm

PINELLAS PARK — Sheriff's deputies on Monday arrested a man accused of robbing a bank near Largo last week, then using the money on utilities, rent and a drug binge.

According to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, William Joe Johnson, 26, on Thursday stole an undisclosed amount of money from Achieva Credit Union at 10125 Ulmerton Road. Deputies arrested him Monday night on a robbery charge at the Express Inn at 11333 U.S. 19 N in Pinellas Park.

Johnson entered the bank just before 11 a.m., approached the teller, implied he had a gun and told the teller to give him cash, according to deputies. He ran from the store with the cash.

After an investigation, deputies found him at the hotel. In an interview, detectives said Johnson told them he was in need of money and searched on Google "how to rob a bank."

Deputies booked him into the Pinellas County Jail about 3 a.m. Tuesday in lieu of $100,000 bail.

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Postby ScottLevison » Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:00 pm

Unresponsive1 wrote:http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/deputies-pinellas-park-man-googled-how-to-rob-a-bank-then-robbed-a-bank/2340560

Deputies: Pinellas Park man Googled 'how to rob a bank' then robbed a bank

Tuesday, October 10, 2017 12:14pm

PINELLAS PARK — Sheriff's deputies on Monday arrested a man accused of robbing a bank near Largo last week, then using the money on utilities, rent and a drug binge.

According to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, William Joe Johnson, 26, on Thursday stole an undisclosed amount of money from Achieva Credit Union at 10125 Ulmerton Road. Deputies arrested him Monday night on a robbery charge at the Express Inn at 11333 U.S. 19 N in Pinellas Park.

Johnson entered the bank just before 11 a.m., approached the teller, implied he had a gun and told the teller to give him cash, according to deputies. He ran from the store with the cash.

After an investigation, deputies found him at the hotel. In an interview, detectives said Johnson told them he was in need of money and searched on Google "how to rob a bank."

Deputies booked him into the Pinellas County Jail about 3 a.m. Tuesday in lieu of $100,000 bail.

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I live in Pinellas Park

Hope he gets treated for the bedbug bites he gets at Express Inn. Motel has hourly rates, if you get my drift.
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Postby ScottLevison » Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:02 pm

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Pasco woman arrested, threatens to sue for hurt back while stealing pavers

By WFLA Web Staff
Published: October 16, 2017, 1:19 pm

PORT RICHEY, Fla. (WFLA) – A 54-year-old Pasco County woman was arrested Sunday after she was caught stealing cement pavers from a home in Port Richey.

Deputies arrested Julie Ann Upright just after 5 p.m. on Woodbridge Court, when he found 42 cement decorative blocks, worth $420, in her vehicle.

The homeowner told detectives that he caught her taking the blocks without permission. They were part of a remodeling project and were stored in the front yard, about 4 feet from the roadway, the owner said.

Upright said she thought they were trash. Deputies said she then threatened to sue the owner because she hurt her back on his property while loading the blocks into her vehicle.

To make matters worse, the deputy said the blocks were stolen within a county that was subject to a state of emergency declared by the governor under chapter 252.

Upright was taken to the Land O’ Lakes Detention Center.

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ScottLevison wrote:http://wfla.com/2017/10/16/pasco-woman-arrested-threatens-to-sue-for-hurt-back-while-stealing-pavers/

Pasco woman arrested, threatens to sue for hurt back while stealing pavers

By WFLA Web Staff
Published: October 16, 2017, 1:19 pm

PORT RICHEY, Fla. (WFLA) – A 54-year-old Pasco County woman was arrested Sunday after she was caught stealing cement pavers from a home in Port Richey.

Deputies arrested Julie Ann Upright...

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Upright Citizens Brigade.
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Postby ctredbird » Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:05 am

Yeah that is a rough 54.
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Postby ScottLevison » Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:13 pm

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South Florida teacher fired after throwing X-rated party

OCTOBER 19, 2017

NORTHWEST MIAMI-DADE, FLA. (WSVN) - A South Florida teacher has been fired after throwing an X-rated surprise party for a former student.

The party took place at Mater Lakes Academy, which is a charter school for grades six through 12 in Northwest Miami-Dade.

According to parents, the party happened in the dance teacher’s classroom after school Wednesday.

The mother of one young female student at the party said it was a gathering for the school’s dance team. She said she didn’t want to be identified because she’s a Miami-Dade County school teacher.

“In the videos, we see how they were preparing for the surprise party. And as the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected,” said the mother.

The party included rubber penises, penis candles, penis hats and more.

“There was a cake that had a lollipop shaped as a vagina,” said the mother.

Some other parents were also outraged.

“You can’t even imagine,” said the mother. “You know, I’ve raised my daughter the proper way and never taught her anything similar to that.”

She said her daughter is extremely upset. “She couldn’t sleep last night. She woke up crying,” said the mother. “It hurts that she’s being taught this at the school where I trust she’s gonna be taken care of.”

The party happened in front of students as young as 11 years old.

Mater Lakes Academy told 7News the dance teacher has been fired, but wouldn’t say who brought in the X-rated party favors.

In a statement, school administrators said, “The number one priority is the safety and well-being of our students and faculty. Once we became aware of the situation, we addressed it immediately and have taken the appropriate measures and the individual has been dismissed.”

“Whatever happened is a scar that’s already there. You can’t undo what happened,” said the mother.

Another parent said they contacted Miami-Dade Police, Thursday. The parent said police are now investigating the situation.
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