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Postby ScottLevison » Sun Sep 03, 2017 7:43 am

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JUST IN: Century Village resident, 73, accused of aggravated stalking

Jorge Milian Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
7:07 a.m. Wednesday, Aug. 30, 2017 Palm Beach County Crime

WEST PALM BEACH--A 73-year-old resident of Century Village allegedly broke a restraining order filed against him by stalking a neighbor in the suburban West Palm Beach retirement community, according to an arrest report.

Gerald Duva remained in the Palm Beach County Jail in lieu of $20,000 bail early Wednesday and is facing charges of aggravated stalking following a no-contact order and contempt of court.

Duva was issued a restraining order Aug. 23 that forbade him to come within 500 feet either of his 58-year-old neighbor or 100 feet of her car. Duva allegedly did both Monday morning, standing about 25 feet away from the woman as she got out of her vehicle. Duva allegedly yelled at the woman and caused her cry and fear what he might do, the report said.

During questioning, Duva admitted to deputies that he yelled at the woman after she blew her car horn at him, causing deafness, the report said.

In July, Duva was arrested after he spray-painted the woman’s vehicle with yellow paint, records show.

The woman, who had been in a relationship with Duva, told deputies the vandalism took place after an argument and was followed by 20 harassing phone calls from Duva over the next 30 minutes.

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ScottLevison wrote:http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/just-century-village-resident-accused-aggravated-stalking/7u79zJp5IR2EbTqUJCGoUN/


JUST IN: Century Village resident, 73, accused of aggravated stalking


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Postby But Is It Art » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:23 am

ScottLevison wrote:http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/just-century-village-resident-accused-aggravated-stalking/7u79zJp5IR2EbTqUJCGoUN/


WEST PALM BEACH--A 73-year-old resident of Century Village allegedly broke a restraining order filed against him by stalking a neighbor in the suburban West Palm Beach retirement community, according to an arrest report.


What's he even doing there? He's 27 years too young to be a resident, isn't he?
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Postby ScottLevison » Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:48 pm

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Top teacher at Jacksonville school suspended after students flash breasts, grope others in class

Denise Amos and The Florida Times-Union , WTLV 11:24 PM. EDT September 20, 2017

A Lake Shore Middle School Teacher of the Year was suspended one week without pay Monday because seventh-grade students in his class flashed their breasts and several girls and boys kissed and touched each others’ crotches.

A boy also licked a girl’s breast in a truth-or-dare-like game during class time, according to an investigator.

According to the district’s investigative report, Brent Sawdy, a civics teacher, allowed students to watch a science program or work on their own school work May 2 while he completed some work at his desk and on a computer.

Many students had just returned from a field trip to the Diamond D. Ranch. Sawdy told them he had work to do and turned on a “Bill Nye the Science Guy” episode. Because no students paid attention to it, he turned it off and played music.

A group of students gathered chairs around a set of tables decided to play “dirty dare.” A girl loudly warned “anybody that has a girl friend needs to go to the other side of the room,” several students said.

As part of the game a boy was told the lick the floor but he wouldn’t do it. Other students were dared to licked a chair and a pair of socks and they did it.

The activity soon escalated into sexual situations.

Some girls were dared to kiss boys and other girls. One girl “twerked on” a boy, dancing close to him as he sat.

Some students said they saw students rub other students’ “groin areas.”

Two girls flashed boys, lifting their shirts and bras to reveal their breasts. A boy then was dared to lick a girl’s exposed breast and did.

Some students slapped other students’ butts and a girl sat on multiple boys’ laps.

The students said they believed Sawdy was unaware of their activities.

“Mr. Sawdy kept telling them to keep it down but didn’t actually do anything,” one girl said.

The investigative file blacked out the students’ names, in keeping with federal and state privacy laws.

In one instance, Sawdy saw a boy tap a girl’s inner thigh, the students said. Sawdy later told investigators he pulled that boy aside and warned him that “that kind of play could get him in trouble.”

Sawdy declined to comment, citing advice from his legal counsel.

Sawdy told investigators he did not see students do anything else troubling, nor did he hear or see them play the dare game.

Nevertheless, the following day, after Sawdy was aware of a parent complaint, he called some students to the media center and asked about their actions.

“They all denied anything had happened,” Sawdy told investigators. One student told him he was crazy.

As the students left, one girl told other students not to “snitch,” students said.

Some parents who complained to the school secretary about the game were “not upset but concerned about behavior” in Sawdy’s class, investigator James Gregory wrote.

Duval County school police and the Division of Children and Families investigated. A DCF investigator found the allegations of “inadequate supervision” substantiated and closed the investigation.

The police report indicated the school will handle the discipline of students involved.

“Mr. Sawdy failed to provide adequate supervision when he allowed students in his class to participate in an inappropriate game which involved kissing and exposure of private body parts,” Gregory wrote.

This is Sawdy’s first time being disciplined by Duval schools.

Last year he was nominated Teacher of the Year by his school and was among 12 semifinalists chosen by the district.

A brief biography in the nominating information sent by the Jacksonville Public Education Fund, which sponsors the Teacher of the Year awards, said Sawdy works with students before, during and after school and that “students revere Mr. Sawdy and are very receptive to his method of teaching.”
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Postby ScottLevison » Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:28 am

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Their affair exposed, woman tries to run over daughter’s husband

Jorge Milian Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
11:46 a.m. Tuesday, Sept. 26, 2017 Palm Beach County Crime

PALM BEACH GARDENS-A Jupiter woman is facing a felony charge after she allegedly tried to run over her daughter’s husband with her Mercedes-Benz, according to an arrest report.

Kathleen Regina Davis, 58, admitted to Palm Beach Gardens police she had an affair with the 33-year-old man while he was with her daughter, the report said. Davis said the man ruined her relationship with her daughter after he told her of the affair.

That led Davis on Sept. 20 to the man’s house in the 4400 block of Crestdale Street, west of Interstate 95 and north of Northlake Boulevard, where she allegedly tossed several eggs at his residence and vehicles. When police arrived, they saw Davis driving in circles in the front yard of the house while attempting to hit the man with her Mercedes.

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The man told police he was nearly hit by Davis’ vehicle multiple times. Davis told officers she wanted to run the man over and wanted him to die.


The police report refers to the man’s relationship as an ex-boyfriend to Davis’ daughter. But records show that the man and Davis’ daughter are married. The couple is in the midst of divorce proceedings, according to records.

Davis is facing a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill and was released from the Palm Beach County Jail on Sept. 22 after posting a $3,000 bond.

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Postby ctredbird » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:40 pm

That guy's wife must have been a real howler or a complete bitch if he decided to start banging her mother. Mom doesn't look like much of an upgrade.
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Postby Boomshadow » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:52 pm

ctredbird wrote:That guy's wife must have been a real howler or a complete bitch if he decided to start banging her mother. Mom doesn't look like much of an upgrade.


The way her mugshot is framed as an inset of a blurry picture of her makes it look as if she has demon wings. Not an improvement.
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Postby ScottLevison » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:06 pm

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Cops: Largo man advertised child pornography on social media to get more followers

By WFLA Web Staff
Published: September 29, 2017, 3:17 pm

PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) – When it comes to shameless self-promotion on social media, this story takes the cake.

A 31-year-old Largo man told police he advertised child pornography on social media in order to get more followers.

George Bluze was jailed after police said he created multiple accounts on social media to advertise child pornography.

Police found a pornographic image of a child approximately 7 to 8-years-old on his social media page. The photo has a watermark in the corner for “LS,” a well-known online child pornography magazine, according to police.

When located and questioned, Bluze admitted to possessing and advertising child pornography in order to get “followers,” an affidavit states.

Bluze was taken into custody and charged with multiple counts of distribution of child pornography and possession of child pornography. He was booked into the Pinellas County Jail on an $85,000 bond.
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Postby Unresponsive1 » Thu Oct 12, 2017 6:53 am

Teen allegedly raped neighbor, offered ‘yard work’ to make up for it

By Joshua Rhett Miller

October 11, 2017

A Florida teen allegedly raped his neighbor at knifepoint while wearing a mask, then offered to make it up to his victim by “doing some yard work or by fixing something” around her house, according to an arrest report.

Timothy Adam Walding, 18, of Boynton Beach, is being held without bond at the Palm Beach County Jail on charges of three counts of sexual assault with a weapon and single counts of burglary and false imprisonment following the attack Friday, the Palm Beach Post reports.

After breaking into the woman’s home as she slept, Walding put a knife to the woman’s throat and tied her to the bed prior to the attack. Afterward, Waldman stayed at the woman’s home and insisted to her that she knew him, according to an arrest report obtained by the newspaper.

At some point, the woman realized Walding lived nearby. He eventually untied her and let her leave her home to smoke a cigarette, the report said.

“You really should deadbolt your door because I didn’t really want to do this, but I had to do it,” Walding told the woman. He also asked her if “he could make this up to her by doing some yard work or by fixing something around her house,” according to the report.

Walding returned to his home about 90 minutes later, at which point the woman went back inside her home to call for help.

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Postby ScottLevison » Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:51 pm

I can just hear his attorney use the repair offer as a defense....
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Postby ScottLevison » Sat Oct 14, 2017 5:30 pm

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Deputies: Woman finds naked intruder in her home eating pineapple
Mary Hamilton arrested


By Michelle Ganley - Online Editor
Posted: 7:04 PM, October 10, 2017
Updated: 1:00 PM, October 11, 2017

ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. - A St. Augustine woman came home to find a naked intruder in her home, eating her canned pineapple, deputies said Tuesday.

Deputies said that when they arrived at the house on Thompson Bailey Road, the suspect, Mary Hamilton, told them, “The door was open for me to come inside,” according to a report from the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office.

Hamilton, 63, now faces charges of burglary and theft, following the incident last Wednesday afternoon.

The homeowner, upon finding the intruder, went outside and locked herself inside her car while she called authorities.

Deputies also determined that Hamilton entered through the homeowner’s front door, took a T-shirt belonging to the victim’s son and ate leftover food from the refrigerator before opening the can of pineapple.

It doesn’t appear the homeowner and Hamilton knew one another. However, deputies learned Hamilton lives about a half-mile from the victim.

Hamilton was taken to the county jail.

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Postby Unresponsive1 » Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:12 am

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/deputies-pinellas-park-man-googled-how-to-rob-a-bank-then-robbed-a-bank/2340560

Deputies: Pinellas Park man Googled 'how to rob a bank' then robbed a bank

Tuesday, October 10, 2017 12:14pm

PINELLAS PARK — Sheriff's deputies on Monday arrested a man accused of robbing a bank near Largo last week, then using the money on utilities, rent and a drug binge.

According to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, William Joe Johnson, 26, on Thursday stole an undisclosed amount of money from Achieva Credit Union at 10125 Ulmerton Road. Deputies arrested him Monday night on a robbery charge at the Express Inn at 11333 U.S. 19 N in Pinellas Park.

Johnson entered the bank just before 11 a.m., approached the teller, implied he had a gun and told the teller to give him cash, according to deputies. He ran from the store with the cash.

After an investigation, deputies found him at the hotel. In an interview, detectives said Johnson told them he was in need of money and searched on Google "how to rob a bank."

Deputies booked him into the Pinellas County Jail about 3 a.m. Tuesday in lieu of $100,000 bail.

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Unresponsive1 wrote:http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/deputies-pinellas-park-man-googled-how-to-rob-a-bank-then-robbed-a-bank/2340560

Deputies: Pinellas Park man Googled 'how to rob a bank' then robbed a bank

Tuesday, October 10, 2017 12:14pm

PINELLAS PARK — Sheriff's deputies on Monday arrested a man accused of robbing a bank near Largo last week, then using the money on utilities, rent and a drug binge.

According to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, William Joe Johnson, 26, on Thursday stole an undisclosed amount of money from Achieva Credit Union at 10125 Ulmerton Road. Deputies arrested him Monday night on a robbery charge at the Express Inn at 11333 U.S. 19 N in Pinellas Park.

Johnson entered the bank just before 11 a.m., approached the teller, implied he had a gun and told the teller to give him cash, according to deputies. He ran from the store with the cash.

After an investigation, deputies found him at the hotel. In an interview, detectives said Johnson told them he was in need of money and searched on Google "how to rob a bank."

Deputies booked him into the Pinellas County Jail about 3 a.m. Tuesday in lieu of $100,000 bail.

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Hope he gets treated for the bedbug bites he gets at Express Inn. Motel has hourly rates, if you get my drift.
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Postby ScottLevison » Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:02 pm

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Pasco woman arrested, threatens to sue for hurt back while stealing pavers

By WFLA Web Staff
Published: October 16, 2017, 1:19 pm

PORT RICHEY, Fla. (WFLA) – A 54-year-old Pasco County woman was arrested Sunday after she was caught stealing cement pavers from a home in Port Richey.

Deputies arrested Julie Ann Upright just after 5 p.m. on Woodbridge Court, when he found 42 cement decorative blocks, worth $420, in her vehicle.

The homeowner told detectives that he caught her taking the blocks without permission. They were part of a remodeling project and were stored in the front yard, about 4 feet from the roadway, the owner said.

Upright said she thought they were trash. Deputies said she then threatened to sue the owner because she hurt her back on his property while loading the blocks into her vehicle.

To make matters worse, the deputy said the blocks were stolen within a county that was subject to a state of emergency declared by the governor under chapter 252.

Upright was taken to the Land O’ Lakes Detention Center.

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ScottLevison wrote:http://wfla.com/2017/10/16/pasco-woman-arrested-threatens-to-sue-for-hurt-back-while-stealing-pavers/

Pasco woman arrested, threatens to sue for hurt back while stealing pavers

By WFLA Web Staff
Published: October 16, 2017, 1:19 pm

PORT RICHEY, Fla. (WFLA) – A 54-year-old Pasco County woman was arrested Sunday after she was caught stealing cement pavers from a home in Port Richey.

Deputies arrested Julie Ann Upright...

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Postby ctredbird » Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:05 am

Yeah that is a rough 54.
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Postby ScottLevison » Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:13 pm

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South Florida teacher fired after throwing X-rated party

OCTOBER 19, 2017

NORTHWEST MIAMI-DADE, FLA. (WSVN) - A South Florida teacher has been fired after throwing an X-rated surprise party for a former student.

The party took place at Mater Lakes Academy, which is a charter school for grades six through 12 in Northwest Miami-Dade.

According to parents, the party happened in the dance teacher’s classroom after school Wednesday.

The mother of one young female student at the party said it was a gathering for the school’s dance team. She said she didn’t want to be identified because she’s a Miami-Dade County school teacher.

“In the videos, we see how they were preparing for the surprise party. And as the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected,” said the mother.

The party included rubber penises, penis candles, penis hats and more.

“There was a cake that had a lollipop shaped as a vagina,” said the mother.

Some other parents were also outraged.

“You can’t even imagine,” said the mother. “You know, I’ve raised my daughter the proper way and never taught her anything similar to that.”

She said her daughter is extremely upset. “She couldn’t sleep last night. She woke up crying,” said the mother. “It hurts that she’s being taught this at the school where I trust she’s gonna be taken care of.”

The party happened in front of students as young as 11 years old.

Mater Lakes Academy told 7News the dance teacher has been fired, but wouldn’t say who brought in the X-rated party favors.

In a statement, school administrators said, “The number one priority is the safety and well-being of our students and faculty. Once we became aware of the situation, we addressed it immediately and have taken the appropriate measures and the individual has been dismissed.”

“Whatever happened is a scar that’s already there. You can’t undo what happened,” said the mother.

Another parent said they contacted Miami-Dade Police, Thursday. The parent said police are now investigating the situation.
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Postby ScottLevison » Sun Oct 22, 2017 4:55 pm

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Florida Keys man accused of burglarizing bulldozer leaves wallet behind
Deputies say Mark Moses, 65, had 'no memory' of what happened


Posted: 3:49 PM, October 19, 2017

BIG PINE KEY, Fla. - A Florida Keys man accused of burglarizing a bulldozer was arrested Thursday morning after he left his wallet behind, deputies said.

The owner of a bulldozer company in Big Pine Key called the Monroe County Sheriff's Office to report that someone had damaged a piece of equipment. He said the windshield and both mirrors had been broken, but he found a brown wallet, a pair of shoes, spilled beers and cigarette butts inside the bulldozer.

When deputies opened the wallet, they found the identification of Mark Moses.

Deputies met with the 65-year-old man, who admitted to entering the bulldozer overnight. Deputies said Moses identified the shoes and wallet as his, but he said he had "no memory" of what he did.

Moses was arrested on felony counts of burglary and property damage.

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St. Pete woman offered sex to undercover cop in exchange for $5, Beanie Baby, police say

By WFLA Web Staff
Published: October 29, 2017, 6:54 pm

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (WFLA) – A St. Pete woman was jailed on a prostitution charge Wednesday after she allegedly offered an undercover police officer sex in exchange for $5 and a Beanie Baby teddy bear, an affidavit states.

Police said 51-year-old Karen Robinson stepped into the officer’s vehicle around 11 p.m. and “negotiated to perform oral sex” for the items. It’s unclear if the officer had a Beanie Baby in his possession.

After she was arrested, Robinson denied engaging in prostitution activity.

She was released from the Pinellas County Jail Thursday afternoon.

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Florida Woman on Horseback Charged With DUI

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LAKELAND, Fla. — A Florida woman may have to pony up after police busted her for riding a horse down a busy highway while intoxicated.

Polk County police arrested 53-year-old Donna Byrne and charged her with drunk driving after multiple drivers called 911 to report a woman on a horse was hoofing it down the highway.

Polk County Sheriff's officials said in a news release that someone called 911 about a woman, who appeared confused and possibly in danger. When deputies arrived they found Byrne riding her horse in the road.

Officers did a sobriety test and said she gave breath samples that registered blood alcohol level of .161 — much higher than Florida's legal limit of .08.

"Ms. Byrne was obviously not in any condition to be on the road," Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said in a news release. "She not only put herself and the horse in danger, but also anyone who was driving on the road, which is typically very busy."

Byrne was charged with DUI and animal neglect for endangering and failing to provide proper protection for the horse.

Deputies took the horse to the Polk County Sheriff's Animal Control livestock facility. She was booked into the Polk County Jail. It's unclear whether she retained an attorney.

According to police, Byrne has a prior criminal history that includes five felony and 10 misdemeanor charges, consisting of cruelty to animals, drug possession, probation violation, and criminal traffic.
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Polk County.

Death penalty for sure from the asshole of a sheriff who wants to run for governor.....
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Florida Man Being Chased By Police Asks 911 To Call Donald Trump

He’s making 911 calls great again.

A Florida man being chased by police phoned 911 and asked a dispatcher to contact the White House so he could speak to his “close friend,” President Donald Trump.

“We made a deal,” marijuana suspect Aric Frydberg said of his relationship with the president during the bizarre emergency call early Tuesday.

The appeal didn’t work. Collier County sheriff’s deputies caught Frydberg, 33, after a seven-mile car chase. Despite his attempts to weasel out of trouble ― invoking Trump, blaming Jews and claiming his mother had been in an accident ― deputies booked him on charges that included aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer with violence, tampering with evidence, and possession of marijuana. He was jailed on $99,500 bail.

It all started when a deputy noticed a marijuana-like scent emanating from a vehicle parked in a post office parking lot. The officer looked inside the car and saw a baggie containing a green leafy substance. When he tried to confiscate the baggie, Frydberg allegedly grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth, according to local station WINK.

Then Frydberg sped away and called 911.

“I need help, please,” Frydberg told the dispatcher. “There’s a police officer chasing me.”

The 911 operator repeatedly told Frydberg to pull over, but the fleeing driver had some requests, according to local station WFTX.

“Call my mom, call my mom,” he said. “Please call my mom.”

When that didn’t work, Frydberg pulled out his trump card.

“Donald Trump is a close friend of mine. We made a deal,” he said.

He added, cryptically: “It wasn’t his fault, it was the Jews who fucked me, not Donald Trump, it was the Jewish community.”

When that didn’t work, Frydberg tried another excuse.

“My mom called me and said she was in a car accident in Homestead,” he said. “My flesh and blood was in a car accident and I have to stop and help you.”

Officers eventually stopped Frydberg and arrested him. Deputies said they found glass pipes with a burnt leafy residue on them that tested positive for marijuana, according to WFTX.

Frydberg’s Facebook page lists him as an apprentice and executive assistant to the CEO at Trump Financial in Miami. HuffPost contacted a phone listing for the company, but no one immediately responded.
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Postby ScottLevison » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:14 pm

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Tallahassee couple finds frog in water at Waffle House

Ashley White, Democrat staff writer Published 4:43 p.m. ET Nov. 16, 2017 | Updated 1:24 p.m. ET Nov. 17, 2017

Scattered, smothered and covered — but croaked?

A Tallahassee couple practically leaped out of their seats during a visit to a local Waffle House after their ice water came with a stomach-churning surprise: a dead frog.

Claire Sheats reported the unwanted amphibious encounter Nov. 5 after visiting the Waffle House near U.S. Highway 90 east and Interstate 10.

"We were served a WHOLE FROG in our ice water at Waffle House today," she said in the complaint. "The waitress brought our drink over and my husband sipped on it before noticing the frog floating in the glass. We brought it to the attention of the employees and manager, then promptly left the restaurant."

Sheats, in her complaint to the Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation, noted she has photos and videos of the incident.

DBPR inspected the restaurant Nov. 9. It issued 13 warnings, three of which were high-priority. Some of the warnings included food storage temperature violations and refrigerator drawers not being maintained in good repair.

When an inspector returned for a follow-up on Thursday, the restaurant had complied with nine of the warnings, including all of the high-priority ones. It received a time extension on the other four.

A Waffle House spokesman, Pat Warner, said in a statement to WCTV:

"We are concerned about this claim and are currently investigating the circumstances. Our corporate team is working with the local operators to determine the facts. Based on what our District Manager saw at the time and after reviewing the video, there are still some issues we are looking into. Serving quality food and delivering a quality experience are responsibilities we take seriously, and we will continue to review this matter," Warner said.

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Postby ScottLevison » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:48 pm

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Opossum breaks into Florida liquor store, gets drunk as a skunk
Animal suffers hangover after apparently drinking bottle of bourbon


Posted: 12:37 PM, December 02, 2017
Updated: 2:07 PM, December 02, 2017

FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. - An opossum that apparently drank bourbon after breaking into a Florida liquor store sobered up at a wildlife rescue center and was released unharmed.

Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge officials say the opossum was brought in by a Fort Walton Beach, Florida, police officer on Nov. 24. A liquor store employee found the animal next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon.

"A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked open bottle of liquor with nothing in it," said Michelle Pettis, a technician at the refuge. "She definitely wasn't fully acting normal."

Pettis told the Panama City News Herald the female opossum appeared disoriented, was excessively salivating and was pale. The staff pumped the marsupial full of fluids and cared for her as she sobered up.

"We loaded her up with fluids to help flush out any alcohol toxins," Pettis said. "She was good a couple of days later."

Pettis says the opossum did not appear to have a hangover.

The store owner, Cash Moore, says he never had an opossum break in before.

"She came in from the outside and was up in the rafters, and when she came through she knocked a bottle of liquor off the shelf," Moore said. "When she got down on the floor she drank the whole damn bottle."

"But it just goes to show that even the animals are impressed with Cash's," he said.

The animal was released on Thursday.
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Postby ScottLevison » Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:55 am

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Florida man urinates in middle of Steak ‘n Shake in front of dozens of customers

Mary Stringini
9:44 AM, Dec 11, 2017

TAMPA, Fla — Hillsborough County deputies arrested a man they say urinated in front of dozens of people in the middle of a Steak ‘n Shake on Saturday night.

James Steadman, 45, was sitting in a booth inside the Steak ‘n Shake on E. Fowler Avenue in Tampa around 11:40 p.m. That's when deputies say he stood up, unzipped his pants, exposed his genitals and began urinating on the floor in the dining area of the restaurant. When he was finished, he went back to sleep in the booth.

Deputies say that approximately 30 customers witnessed the incident. HCSO says that Steadman created a health hazard and was endangering the safety of the other customers.

Steadman was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.

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